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COOKING WITH ALF -----
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Since ariving on this planet I have had to learn new cooking styles. For some silly reason it tends to upset people when I try to eat the family cat. So I have come up with some recipies with chicken, beef, pork, and the other things you eat on this planet.

I must admit that not being the most talented cook from my planet, it has been difficult, but sometimes you have to get dinner yourself. So I am putting together a cook book for people who don't do well in the kitchen, or maybe just need a short-cut from time to time.
You might want to have a look in stories and read some of the silly and stupid things that people do.

Faovorite Dear Abby questions this month

Dear Abby:
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby:
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much, how can I know if this baby I'm carrying is his.


E-mail me
tarman_1@hotmail.com
All your comments or ideas for this page are welcome.

I have to tell you. When I first took on this adventure I thought I was going to go nuts, or drive my friends nuts, trying to get recipies together. I was on the phone all the time and it wasn't easy, but after a lot of time and patients. I think we got it right.

Hopefully we will have some great recipies you will love and we will make this as easy as possible. This should be a great place for the novice as well as the experienced cook that is just looking for something new and different.
Minus the cat of course!

Faovorite Quote this month

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

For a random point of view you can always come to The Kitchen, pour yourself a coffee and give us your comments.