MONSTER # 7

SAY CHEESE!


Title : Weird Mail
Summary : Mulder gets some weird mail...
Disclaimer : Dana Scully, Fox Mulder and the Lone Gunmen belong to CC, 1013 and Fox.
*********************** Weird Mail ***********************
Mulder sat in front of his computer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YOU HAVE MAIL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~



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From : Luvu@hotmail.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : Please answer me soon!
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Mulder : You're probably wondering who am I and what do I want from you. All I want is a chance to talk to you about something very important to me. And you. I need to get it out of my system before it's too late. Please answer me soon. LuvU
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From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
Subject : READ THIS
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I HAD IT WITH YOUR FUCKING JOKES! DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA BUY THAT? YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY SORRY FOR THIS! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY BIG TIME! MULDER P.S. FROHIKE YOU CAN KISS MY VIDEO COLLECTION GOODBYE!
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From : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : WHAT THE F**** WAS THAT?!
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MULDER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON A SECRET PROJECT. WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS!
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From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : invisigothfans@bigfoot.com
Subject : WHAT?!
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I RECEIVED THIS EMAIL :
Mulder : You're probably wondering who am I and what do I want from you. All I want is a chance to talk to you about something very important to me. And you. I need to get it out of my system before it's too late. Please answer me soon. LuvU
I THOUGHT YOU SENT THIS TO ME. MEET ME AT #LONELYONES IN 5 MINS. MULDER
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#LonelyOnes Welcome to Lonely Ones! No swearing in this room please. Enjoy your stay!
PornoCreep : Hey guys
Rokk_oN : Hey Mulder. Have any idea who sent you that letter?
RedheadLover : Nope. Don't you think it could have been that beautiful partner of yours?
Porno Creep : No way she'd do that. Not that I wouldn't be pleased.
JFK : I think you should reply the letter right now. I'm pretty sure you'll get an answer soon.
RockLives : Yeah. She/he/whatever sounded desperated to talk to you.
PornoCreep : Alright guys. I'll reply right now. See ya.
Rokk_oN : Good luck
JFK : What do you think?
RedheadLover: I think it's her
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From : f_mulder@fbi.gov
To : luvu@hotmail.com
Subject : Re : Answer me soon!
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LuvU : Please tell me who you are. I'll talk to you whenever you want. Just tell me where we can talk. Mulder
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From : luvu@hotmail.com
To : f_mulder@fbi.gov
Subject : Meet me at #Chat4U
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Mulder : I'll be there in 10 mins. I'll tell you who I am there. LuvU
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#Chat4U Meet new friends here!
-LuvU?
-Hey
-LuvU I'll talk to you in private. OK?
-OK
Private chat : LuvU & PornoCreep
-You must think I'm pathetic. You're right I am.
-I don't think you're pathetic.
-I am so afraid to tell you how I feel I have to talk to you in a chatroom.
-I'm the one who's afraid. I wouldn't dare to do this.
-I think I don't need to tell you who I am.
-I think I knew from the beggining. I just couldn't believe it. 'Cause believe me I wanted to do it. I really did.
-I haven't told you so many things I don't know where to start.
-Tell me how you feel.
-I feel so close to you and sometimes so far away. But I know you're always there. My friend, my best friend. Not just my partner but my soulmate. I can't imagine my life without you. And you really piss me off sometimes you know.
-I know :)
-I didn't wanted to admit I needed you. When I found out I had cancer I said to myself 'I'll get over this. I can do it. I don't need help from anyone' I thought I was stronger than what I really am. The truth is that I need my family, my friends. I need you. But I was so proud to admit it.
You're not the only one. I've always needed you. More than you think. I know I ditch you sometimes.
-Sometimes?
-I know I ditch you a lot :)
-I know I hurt you a lot too. Believe me I never meant to do that. I just didn't have the guts to tell you 'I need you. Please don't ever leave me alone'.
-Scully I need you. Don't ever leave me.
-I won't Mulder. Never. I need to tell you more things Mulder. I need to tell you how much you've changed my life. I didn't know what love meant until I met you. You made me feel alive. I've been such a selfish bastard. I've loved you for so long and I never told you. I was afraid you didn't love me.
-We were both afraid. Of us. I'm not afraid anymore. I want to be with you forever. I want to be a part of you.
-You already are. You're the most important part of me. My human part. And you're all I need to be happy. I belong to you Mulder. Don't ever doubt that.
-I know Scully. I need to see you. I need to feel you. Come here.
-I'll be there right now.
PornoCreep left the room
-OK I love you
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THE END

STOP : The format is completely screwed up. We'll get a better version of it soon. Not that anybody cares, you ungrateful fu- Again, I am amazed at the cheesiness of our fics! But I do have some good memories about how amazing the writing process was, you see, that day, Dr. Frankenstein and I decided to visit a cemetery, you know, for inspiration. Anyway, we were dancing and singing around the graves, digging up dead bodies 'cause we get lonely, you know, and the Master was like 'Why don't we write a story inside a grave?' and I was like 'Master, that's such a great idea!' So we wrote the story inside a grave! Ain't that cool? Ain't it?....We had a blast! I really felt close to him that night. I know he felt the same way too. Should I ask him? What do you say? Should I?