Crispy Neighbors
Mr. Peterson loved to eat, everyone knew that. He was always cooking big barbecues and inviting the neighbors over.
That sunday barbecue was just like any other except what happened at food time. Mr. Peterson had been going pretty heavey on the beans and beer.
Everyone was lined up and ready to eat. He was serving hot dogs when he dropped a bun. As he reached over to pick it up he let one rip!
The fart combusted with the open flame and roasted half the neighborhood! That's why Mr. Peterson walks kinda funny. Wouldn't you too if you had a fireball explode out your rear?-Demon Jester.
Always good to have old Demon Jester back! Hey that was a pretty messed up Urban legend.-JLB
Good to be back! I want everyone to know I'm losing interest in the paranormal so I've been thinking things over and I will still write for this site when I feel like. I don't think that I'll be around much longer though. Ghosts are boring me sorry to say it but, they are!-Demon Jester.
Well Jester as long as you write for us that's cool.-JLB
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