We Have A Badger

Buttered Toast to you, human.
Well, we sort of assume you're human, since so very few other critters use the Internet. That is, this Internet. We, much like yourself, are totally oblivious to similar institutions in that funny little thing called... Outer Space.

Anyhoo... Meanwhile we're focusing on earth. Our band of philosophers is working on answers for the much asked existential question:
"Why do sticky buns always make people think of planecrashes?"

We will tell you more when we know more, until then enjoy this picture of Eisenhower, our beloved mascotte and single most intelligent consumer of Badger Chow™ in the United States Of America, both cheeks.