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If you don't get these im sorry but they're funny to me you'll just have to move on with your life.....

SunShine475: if i didn't think i'd break my hand i'd puch my computer right now

Babyhands10: why?

Babyhands10: throw a clip instead

SunShine475: it totally shut down on me

Babyhands10: oh my

SunShine475: yes

SunShine475: i ahte it

SunShine475: it should die

Babyhands10: you ahte it, eh?

Babyhands10: you want it to die?

Babyhands10: considering it never was alive?

SunShine475: lol

Babyhands10: considering you'd probably cry and complain if it did die!?

Babyhands10: hey hey don't step!

SunShine475: lol

Babyhands10: that's what i thought.

Babyhands10: you don't dare step.

SunShine475: haha

SunShine475: k

Babyhands10: yah yah you go and laugh.

Babyhands10: we'll see who'll be laughing when..

Babyhands10: when..

Babyhands10: when you're crying!

Babyhands10: cuz you're computer's dead cuz you threw a clip at it!!

SunShine475: i threw a pencil...

Babyhands10: your computer probably just laughed at you cuz you were dumb enough to throw a pencil.

SunShine475: shut up

SunShine475: your mean

Babyhands10: i say, throw a clip and break 2 things at once.

Babyhands10: or, your hand

Babyhands10: you're hand'll do the trick.

Babyhands10: do the trick of causing PAIN!

Babyhands10: HA!

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Babyhands10: i was talking to rob awhile ago

Babyhands10: and his away message said "i'm eating.." (you know the whole song

Babyhands10: and i go "hey you jerk, just leave without saying anything???" "yeah, eating my ass!

Babyhands10: his away message said he was eating

Babyhands10: i said "yah, eating my ass!"

SunShine475: ahhh!

Babyhands10: like i meant "eating.. whatever.. my ass!"

SunShine475: thats gross kir

SunShine475: he doesn't eat you thank god

Babyhands10: calindy... that was too far

SunShine475: of else some of you would be missing

Babyhands10: EWWWWWW

Babyhands10: STOP STOP STOP

Babyhands10: AHHHHHH

SunShine475: no i meant actual eating not the gross eating

Babyhands10: HAHAHA

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SunShine475: what should i eat for dinner

Babyhands10: not someone's ass i'll tell yah that much

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These are some ammusing quotes from the movie "Love and Basketball"

Monica's mom: I'm trying to get you to grow out of that tomboy phase!

Monica: I won't cause im a lesbian!

M's mom: Don't say that!

Monica: Well thats what you think don't you?!

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After Monica and Quincey kiss.....

Mrs. St. Laurent: She looks like she's about to throw up!

Me: Thats what men do to you

*Mr. St. Laurent give me evil look* *teehee*

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Quincy after being with another girl...Monica says something about what they did and he replies....

"I took the hoe to Burger King!"

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Monica: BULL SHIT!

Mon's mom: Oh no! Are they cursing at mama's in Spain!?

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Kyle and I talking online about nothing at all and he says....

KYLE:i think i'll have a foot bath tonight while i study my vocab...with some epsom salt and some ylang ylang... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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