Lister
Smeghead (to Rimmer, cat, kryten, a future version of himself, just about everyone)Smeghead
Hey Rimmer (in reference to Rimmer)
A cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity (in reference to rimmer) Cancerous Polyp
Rimmer
Smeg off dog food face! (to Lister)
Puss Head Holister(in reference to the late Capt. Holester)
that demented Tonka Toy (in reference to Kryten)
that Fruit bat computer (in reference to fem. Holly)
Captains oats was a pratt (in ref. to the late antartic explorer Captain Oats)
Cat
Monkey (nick name given to both Lister and Rimmer)
Alphabet Head (nick name for Rimmer)
Goal Post Head (nick name for Rimmer)
Grease Stain (nick name for Rimmer)
That smeghead rimmer (in refernce to Rimmer)
Do do breath (in reference to Lister)
Gerbal face (in reference to Lister)
Stumpy (in ref. to Lister transmogrified into Robolister)
Smeghead Page of Insults 2
