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How's it Gonna Be.... WHEN I KILL BARNABY?!!

To the tune of "How's it Going to Be", by Third Eye Blind.

I'm adamantly sure that I can't take anymore...
Before he feigns injury, I wonder:
What's he existing for?

When he's on the ice, it makes me ill....
You KNOW I'd do anything for his blood to spill!!

I wonder, how's it gonna be when he's long gone....
How's it gonna be when his smirk's not there?
How's it gonna be, when he's finally six-feet under-- rigamortis setting in-- think anyone'd care?

How's it gonna be..... WHEN I KILL BARNABY?!

When he used to laugh or make a pass, I'd wanna kick his puny a$$
A pest I can't ignore, like... the hornets and the houseflies on my hotdog
Gotta swat 'em, SPREAD THEIR GUTS ALL OVER THE WALL
Hey, now who're you calling psycho?!!

I wonder, how's it gonna be when he goes down?
How's it gonna be when his fans catch word?
How's it gonna be when the bunnies all come after me-- Am I to flee?
No, I don't care- I've gotta kill Barnaby!!

And how's it gonna be, when he can't taunt me anymoooooooore?
IMAGINE MY GLEE!!!

I wanna plunge a knife down in his skin
Send Donkey Boy to OBLIVION!!!
Gotta find some way to do him in
Or I'll be spending my days in a looney bin, A LOONEY BIN!!!!

Hooooow's it gonna be, when he's not provoking anymooooore?
Hoooooow's it gonna be... When I kill Barnaby?

Please note, this was done in Creative Writing class, and should therefore not be taken TOO seriously....

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