All Welcome... Jokes from nurses for nurses about nursing.
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
2) Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth"
3) You know you are a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
You know you are a nurse when you compliment a complete stranger on his veins.
You know you are a nurse when you find yourself betting on someone's alcohol level.
You know you are a nurse when you know that K-Y jelly is optional.