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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.



2) Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth"



3) You know you are a nurse when discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal.
You know you are a nurse when you compliment a complete stranger on his veins.
You know you are a nurse when you find yourself betting on someone's alcohol level.
You know you are a nurse when you know that K-Y jelly is optional.

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