The Lame List
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List of Lame Musicians and Bands
- Britney Spears
- Christina Aguilera
- Backstreet Boys and NSync and all the wannabes
- Electronica....trance...house...whatever you call that simulated crap that borrows other people's music
- 80's music, most rap and hip-hop
- Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls ... oooh and that John Mayer guy annoys the hell out of me .. and one can't forget all the sound-alike nu-metal crap such as Incubus, Staind, Linkin Park, Puddle of Mudd and so on ... blech ...
Lame TV Shows
- Wheel of Fortune
- Iron Chef
- Survivor, The Bachelor, and the myriad of other crap reality shows
- the whole Fox News network
- Around the Horn on ESPN
Excruciatingly Lame People who happen to be Famous
- Jerry Falwell
- Bill Walton (stupidity does not belong in the hallowed game of basketball)
- Alex Rodriguez (because he had 252 million reasons to leave Seattle, not including his asshole of an agent, Scott Boras)
- Stevie Nicks and Barbara Streisand and Michael Jackson ... plus I have to add Liza Minelli and her creepy new husband ,,, wait, now he's her creepy ex-husband ... ah well, such is the cycle of celebrity mating rituals
- George W. Bush (who now also happens to be president . . . dear god, what will I tell my children?) In all fairness, however, Al Gore is pretty damn annoying too, and no I didn't vote for either of them, and no, I don't care that my vote for Nader probably ended up putting that schmuck in office ... dammit now stop asking me about politics!