The humble little operation we run down here is actually subsidized from a larger conglomerate brother. In order to maintain a covert image, one of the following two scenarios is the truth. 1>NESTLE is the most recent emergence of a crucial group of human micro-mutations called "Geneva", which are brought forth by unknown forces to combat the unbalance of positive and negative energy on so-called planet Earth. 2>NESTLE is a delusion of human marijuana/sugar fiends who constantly seek escape in fantasy video games and television. NESTLE is headed by two Grandmasters of unmatched power and ability. All actions taken by NESTLE are a direct result of their instructions. They take their orders from an unknown source that is believed to be fantastical, and perhaps even magical in nature. Under the Grandmasters are 3 MasterNinjas who are far advanced in NESTLE training. These 3 carry out many of the most important NESTLE actions. This 2>3 power makeup provides for the essential 5 that satisfies the "law of fives" of discordian myth.
God is a master of satire
