"You may be right.
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for! Turn off the lights.
Don't try to save me.
I may be wrong,
But then again...
I may be right."

Welcome to Mai World. Mai is Me, or rather Mai I am (since that's a palindrome, and everyone should have at least one palindrome to their name.)

I am also known as Livia (Queen of the Gutter) and Mali, so if you got here, looking for them, you are still in the right place.

"So who is this enchanting temptress?" I hear you ask. Well I live in Seattle, Washington. Although I was born in Kansas, I am a true Northwest baby. My favorite colors are Grey and Green, and you really can't get more northwest than that.

So what do I do with myself? hmmm...I feel like I'm being interveiwed for something.....Currently I work for a Naturopathic doctor as the all-purpose office girl. I get fired regularly, usually cause I'm being a smartass. I asked my boss "Would you rather I was a dumbass?" He rehired me. He rehires me at least once a day.

Aside from that I also make jewelry, with I sell both online and at various conventions. I also dabble in webpage design, but usually only in a fan page sort of way, because, you know...

Most of the other webpages I make have to do with my art and photography, friends or family. The one nearest and dearest to my heart is The Gutter.

Other things I do in life are centered around

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