Anyway, I just moved to this tiny-ass town in the mountains where bears and cougars shit in my yard on a nightly basis. Which brings me to the webpage. I made this thing many years ago during a period of time where I hated my life and spent hours glued to the computer trying to revive my self esteem or find god or something. The first page really sucked. It had a bunch of pictures of my friends and some retarded animated GIFs and that was about it. So now years later I'm bored and afraid of local wildlife. Time to dust off HTML for Dummies...
