Fun Quotes and Other Messed Up Shit (A Tragedy Kat Page)

The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets. (I have no idea who said that)

How do you get a Goth out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Now That's Entertainment! (Vlad The Impailer)

Every woman should keep a Gay man around the house. They have the best hair and makeup tips, and they are really clean.

The words Cat and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence. (The same goes for Hampster and Blender.)

Have you ever noticed, in every film you see, that no matter where the person is staying in Paris, you can see the Eiffel Tower in the window?

I have Seen the truth, and it makes no sense whatsoever.

The definition of Caos - Fifty blind lesbians in a fish market.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Blender? A cat daquri.

The only one who farts around here is the cat, even in the car.

How did Norway control the lemming population? They offered the people of San Francisco money moving bonuses.

Fire Bad!

Fun Fact: Your stomach is about the same size as a Grapefruit.

Plastic trash bags don't make very good parachutes.

I have seen the truth. It makes no fucking sense what so ever.

BRITTANY SPEARS MUST DIE!!!!

Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

Weeeeelll, Hello Mr. Fancy Pants. The only thing your leading right now is Jack Shit. And Jack Left Town. (Ash-Army of Darkness)

You people want Social Security run like it's some sort of government program. - George W. Bush

The one question America should ask itself is: Is our children learning. - George W. Bush

As always, Tragedy Kat