This is an actual survey sent to me by one of my many friends. Some of the questions were later added from my e mail files because some if the questions were just too good not to anwser.
FULL NAME: Katherine Mary King
SEX: Last time I was female, maybie I should check again, yep still female.
BIRTHDAY: April 18
OCCUPATION: I work at Rite Aid.
FAVORITE FOODS: Carrots, Apples, Anything Spicy, Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.
HOBBIES: Sewing, reading, and working on this webpage.
IF YOU WERE TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU?: Hmmmmm...Food, Water, and my huge stack of books I haven't read yet. (Imagine how much reading I can get done)
WHO WOULD BE ON THIS ISLAND WITH YOU?: A really hot guy. hey i'm on a desert island, I don't have to be totally deprived. A Mexican and Creole Chef would be nice too, I'd get tired of Coconuts all the time.
YOU HAVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHAT DO YOU DO?: I would first say goodbye to all my friends and family, then I would go and have a really great spicy meal, because I wouldn'd have to worry about stomach irrtation later.
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH?: No way i'm not getting caught by that one. Forget it.
WHO WOULD YOU TALK TO?: Trent Reznor. I think the whole conversation would start: "Honey, If you think you had problems, you will never believe what I just found out..."
WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: The Ocean, it's such a peaceful and violent force on this earth. Always changing, yet at rest.
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR REMAINS DEALT WITH?: Burn me, the whole idea of being a worm buffet is really unappealing to me.
WHAT WOULD YOU ASK DEATH WHEN HE COMES TO GET YOU?: Wanna play some chess? But Serously, I would ask hime why I got so little time here.
WHAT WOULD YOU ASK GOD?: I don't think St. Peter would let me past the front gate, I'm too wild. He'd look in that big old book and see all the naughty things I have done, and just shake his head and say: "No way, not you."
HOW WOULD YOU CONVINCE ST PETER TO LET YOU IN?: I'd get Mary Magdaline and Eve on my side and dish up sone dirt on him.
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO VISIT IN HEAVEN?: No one, I'm dead. I going to relax for a while.
WHO WOULD YOU LEAST LIKE TO SEE IN HEAVEN?: My old Math teachers, they would probally get me for all that missing homework.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HELL IS?: Being forced to do Math Tests for the next thousand years.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HEAVEN IS?: A very peaceful place, with the biggest library this side of creation. Every book would be there, every shred of human knowledge would be stored there. There would also be really comfortable chairs.
WHO WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU INTO DEATH?: That's a rather tasteless question. No one, I couldn't ask anyone to leave living for me, there are to many adventures to be discovered.
WHAT WOULD YOU REGRET NOT DOING?: Finding all the adventures in life, and not getting to travel all the roads left open to me.
WHAT WOULD YOU REGRET DOING?: Nothing, everything to me has ben a learning experience. I wouldn't give moments like that away for anything. All my mistakes, and failures were a great reminder to me about my limitations.
IF YOU HAD THE OPTION OF RETURNING TO LIFE, WOULD YOU?: Yes, but not after reading a few books in the vast library of the dead. I want to take some of that knowledge back with me. I just hope I'm allowed to bring it with me.