Memorable quotes, exchanges of dialogue, and other useless things....
I decided to make this page to preserve the many funny (funny--"ha ha"
and funny--"weird") moments in my life. I have my friends to thank for
all this.
Quotes:
"I can't believe I made you throw up,"--Michelle to Anne Marie in
the Top Foods parking lot.
"Nick, you are strange,"--Nick's dad to Nick while at The Bon's watch
counter.
"I am not ruled by time, but by a greater force,"--Anne Marie to
Nick's dad, while we were STILL at The Bon's watch counter.
"You are rude, crude, crass, and socially inept,"--Nelson's trademark
quote.
"You are my sexy Santa,"--Written in lipstick and S.W.A.K. from Mary
Colleen on Nick's BMW.
"What's a tuba?"--Anne Marie's dad when we told him we were going to
a "Tuba Christmas."
"You smell like poop,"--Anne Marie's dad to her mom.
"Mommy!"--Nick crying for his mom in the mall.
"No wonder why it was so cold down there, I was sitting on
it."--Nelson sitting on Michelle's can of soda.
"Do you want to call your Aunt?"--My mom to Michelle. (My parents
think Michelle has an aunt in Olympia, because whenever she comes
down here, she stays at Annie's house. *laughs*)
"Give it to your dad, Lundberg."--Annie to Mary Colleen. (Mary
Colleen has a million "Lundberg Stories." He's the band conductor
at her high school. They have a great "relationship" for a conductor-
to-student-thingie.) *laughs*
"Can we get into an accident, please?"--Michelle, whenever she comes to
Olympia with me.
"I think I can sneak out of here unnoticed."--Mary Colleen, talking about a
trenchcoat she was wearing in The Bon.
"Fat guy in a lil' coat."--Us singing in The Bon as Nelson tries on
sport coats.
"Shut up and go get the mayonnaise for your mommy!"--Anne Marie's dad.
"Sex....Sex....Sex...."--Anne Marie in Wendy's
"I want a knife!"--Anne Marie, looking through the L.L. Bean Catalog.
"I am ME! I AM ME!!"--Mary Colleen, screaming at the top of her lungs.
"Whoa Big Nellie!"--Michelle and Anne Marie.
"Do you want pain, BITCH?!"--Nick to Mary Colleen.
"Just screw down!"--me trying to say, "Just scroll down," and "Just
screw it," at the same time.
"Wow, I can breathe a lot better when you're not laying on me,"--me to
Allan, after he fell asleep on me.
"Nick, you have too many hands."--Me. 'Nuff said.
"I'd like a double stack, BITCH!"--Nelson, drunk, to the Wendy's drive-thru
attendant on New Year's Eve.
"One, Two, Three, Four, fuckin', Five, Six."--Mary Colleen in disbelief as to
how many people we had crammed in Danny's AMC.
"God, we said so many dumb things."--Michelle, as she's helping me put this
page together.
"Jeanny, have your breasts grown?"--*ahem* Nick said that.
Dialogue:
Michelle: "Your mom!"
Allan: "Up yours!"
M: "Your dad said."
A: "Brian said, with his pants off!"
Definitions:
Your Mom=use it for when you don't have anything to say at all.
Chunk=anything bad, a total diss...
example: You're a dumb chunk! You chunk! Mother chunker!
Chunk-ass!
BUT
Chunk and also mean good things, too.
example: Would you like a chunk (of something)?...etc..
Ferret=F*ck
He's a twelve-year-old's mitten=He likes you.
It's a line messed up from a Presidents of the United States of America song,
"The Stranger." (this phrase was actually used just once...i remember exactly
when, too. it was the night before larry's first phone call to me as he was
grilling michelle about me. *LOL*)
Word Manipulation:
Adding "us" at the end of anything.
example: Bigus dorkus. Chunkus. Jerkus.
Adding "age" at the end of a noun.
example: I need to get some major fundage.
Using numbers to describe the extent of damage.
example: Major 342 damage!!
Fill in the blank:
A La Soup Nazi from Seinfeld:
No _______. No ______ for you/me.
example: No soup. No soup for you.
OR
______! ______ for you/me!
example: Soup! Soup for me!
Plain ol' insult:
Punkass! (But if you say that to RADEK, then it's a compliment.)
*smiles*
Jerk ass stick in the mud.
Mo fo.
You bloody, bastard, ferretting, bloody arse!
Cool sayings:
Who dis?--me
Neat-o mosquito--Small Fry
Awesome 'possum--Anne Marie
Cool school--Me
Most definitely. Absolutely--Allan
Well, pin a rose on your nose!--Me
Up your nose with a rubber hose.--Michelle
What up?--It was the "catch" phrase in the movie, Kissing A Fool. Haw.
Random Activities:
1. Yelling "JEEP!" whenever you see a Jeep. (Lesson: You realize there
are a LOT of Jeeps here...because there ARE!!) *Laughs*
2. Playing "corners" in car rides and "brakes" on buses. Rules are simple:
There are none. If you're in a car and it turns, you push against the
person going into the turn. In the bus case, you push against the person
when the bus slows down. Easy, huh? *smiles* Fun hurts.
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