The Name Game
In a campus as large as this, Michelle and I have encountered some memorable
people. These people have names, but we're not going to go up to them and ask!
*laughs* As if!! So we gave them appropriate nick names. *hehe* If you're
ever on campus, be sure to look out for these characters!
- Rice Boy: Rice Boy works in the Terry Cafe, the nearest place for me to
get food. One night I noticed two kinds of rice: white and non-white, which I
took for as Spanish rice.
ME: Hi, can I get some Spanish rice? (At this point, Rice Boy conferred with
another food boy.) *long pause*
RB: Excuse me? What did you want? (I'm thinking, "He's an ass.")
ME: Some Spanish rice please. *I point* (I'm thinking, "He's a
dumbass.")
RB: Oh that, that is rice pilaf, not Spanish rice.
*big eye roll*
ME: Okay, fine. Give me some rice pilaf. *blah*
Rice Boys, go figure. *scoffs* He's in my weather lecture too. Haw.
- Cool Terry Guy: He works in the Terry Cafe with Rice Boy. Only he's
cool. He works mainly at the register, and well, he's just really cool.
*laughs*
- Freaky Boyfriend Guy: Back when Michelle and I had Linguistics together in
the mornings, we would to go to Terry Cafe (notice a trend here?) and get some
breakfast to-go. He works the register in the morning. And, well, he's taken
a liking to Michelle. *laughs* He's always giving her looks and he
looked at her ID card and called her by her name. *woo* So yeah...she's
got her own freaky boyfriend-type guy at Terry. Haw.
- The Little Asian Lady: The Little Asian Lady works in By George, another
food place on campus. Yes, there are other places besides the Terry Cafe!
*laughs* She works behind the sandwich line..she makes damn good sandwiches
. She's the best!! *smiles*
- Cool Hair Guy: He has the coolest hair! It's kinda spiky
on top and orangy in color. He wears those funky Hawaiian shirts and khaki
pants. I see him every once in a while. Not as often as I used to though.
- Jolly Guy: He lives in my building, on my floor. He's one of the few
people I don't hate. *laughs* He's always nice and happy. And I mean,
always.
- Happy Girl: See Jolly Guy...but change to Happy Girl. (:-P)
- Tall, Skinny Guy: He lives on my floor as well. He is so
bloody tall and skinny! He's always in the lounge, watching "old"
television. He kinda reminds me of Roald Dahl's The B.F.G.
- Derek: Now this is his real name! He's the Derek of:
"Derek with his shirt off," "Derek with his pants off,"
"Derek with those red pants." Um..yeah. He lives on my floor.
- Lana & Danae: They live across the hall from Michelle and me. They
are loud. But they never seem to get in trouble. One of them made me
cry once...it's a long story. They have people knocking/pounding on their
door at 3am on week nights and their phone is loud! They talk on the
phone loudly and do all those loud stuffs you shouldn't do...
especially if you live in a quiet hall.
- Laundry Room Guy: I always see him when I'm downstairs doing laundry.
Michelle sees him too! It's like he's doing double time in there, or something!
*laughs* But he's okay...
- Action Guy: One day, Anne Marie and I were at Haggett Hall, where
Allan lives, when we needed to go to the girls' room. Well, being on the boys
side of the hall, and knowing that the girls' room would be locked, we decided
to go to the boys' room. As we were leaving, we caught a guy entering. He
yelled, "Oh, Shit!" and grabbed his, um, action. He totally over-reacted!
I mean, come on! You live in a dorm, is this so out of the ordinary?
- Chili and Spices Boy: This guy is in Michelle's Linguistics quiz
section. I swear, this boy, he smells like chili and spices!! *chuckles*
- Deep Voice Girl: I've never seen her. But she was in Michelle and Brian's
Math124 class. She has the deepest voice ever! *laughs* Brian does the best
imitation of her. *smiles*
- Bird Nose: She is Deep Voice Girl's friend. I actually saw her at By
George!! *points* It's true! She has a nose like a bird's beak!
- Goat Boy: He's, like, this 30-year-old guy. I would see him in the Math
Study Center all the time. He was old, and he had a goatee, and he would always
hit on this girl! *ewwwwww* She was a first-year student like me, and she
would flirt back to this old geezer!! *laughs* Now, that's just plain wrong!
Haw. He and Michelle had Chemistry together, so he knows her! Lucky gal.
*hawckles*
- 4.0 Boy: He's in my economics class. He's gotten 4.0's on the quizzes
we've taken in there. And he's smug about it. Very smug about it.
- Cigarette Pant Boy: He is friends with 4.0 Boy. He also lives in Olympia,
which is weird because I know all the Olympia people who go here. But I don't
know him. One day he came in lecture wearing cigarette pants! They
were plaid! Buwahahahaha! He's also an ass in quiz section, like
4.0 Boy.
- Cute Guy: He's in my economics lecture. See? There are either asses or
hotties in economics, check it out! *laughs* Just teasing...And, well, he
just caught my eye on day because he sat by me. I noticed a paint chip on his
neck, so I'm thinking, "Arteest?" Haw. That's about all. Just a fleeting
thought.
- Cute Guy's Friend: He always sits by Brian because he can't seem to find
his friend, Cute Guy, in economics lecture.
- Freaky Girl: I had never seen this girl on my floor before. But one
morning, after I was through with my shower...I noticed this girl just
standing there. Like, there! She didn't say anything, just stood and
waited. And I could see her! Well, I got dressed super fast and left the
bathroom in a rush. Freaky!
- Ecco Shoe Boy: He's in my economics lecture and quiz section. He has
Ecco shoes, just like me! He has this sleepy look about him; in fact, he
sleeps more in lecture then I do! *laughs*
- TEX: He is in Michelle's Linguistics quiz section. He just looks
like a TEXan. And he's Mister Linguistics too! *blah* *laughs*
- Tongue Pierce Boy: He lives at the end of my hall. He plays with his
barbell all the time. Tacky! *chuckles* As if I should say anything,
but I don't play with mine constantly. So there. (:-P)
- Lackadaisic Guy: Michelle and I were in his English Literature class
before we dropped it. *laughs* He uses the word, "lackadaisic," to no end!
Geez, I think someone likes using this word? Um..yeah.
- The Human Bus Schedule: He doesn't go to school, here, but Michelle
and I always see him around. Well, scratch that. We saw him one night, one
late night after staying downtown too long. He wore a pin which read, "The
Human Bus Schedule." He caught us staring at him. *tehe* A few days ago, I
saw him at Westlake Center when I was out with Wilson, Walter, and Susan. I
yelled, "The Human Bus Schedule!!" He turned and looked at me and I got all
embarrassed. *LOL* And, NOW, Michelle and I just saw him yet AGAIN when we
were out with Dan. She yelled this time; I looked, and he saw both of us!!
*LOL* *whispers* We're stalking the Human Bus Schedule...Or maybe it's
the other way around. *LOL* I'll tell ya the next time I see him and make a
fool of myself. Haw.
You made it through the list of memorable people here at the U. What do you
think? I think that you think that you should go here. So COME HERE,
already!! *winks*
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