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C-3PO's Complaints

"Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way, it's much to rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlements over there."
"That malfunctioning little twerp, this is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way."
"Captain Solo, this time you have gone to far."
"No, I will not be quiet, Chewbacca. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?"
"Oh my! What have you done, I'm backwards."
"If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this position."
"Well, really."
"And you said it was pretty here."
"I've forgotten how much I hate space travel."
"Don't get technical with me."
"I've just about had enough of you, go that way."
"I can assure you, they will never get me onto one of those awful star ships."*
"We don't care about the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon, it's fixed."
"Just open the door you stupid lump."
"R2-D2, come back here you haven't finished with me yet. You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive, Chewbacca can do it. I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of granduer."
"Something's not right because now I can't see."
"How typical."
"This is suicide."
"But master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly . . ."
"Impossible man."
"You watch your language."*
"No, I don't think he likes you at all. No. I don't like you either."
"I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I know it must be your fault."
"Help! I think I'm melting. This is all your fault."
"Artoo, where are we going? I couldn't possibly jump."
"Oh, switch off."*
"I would have much have rather gone with Master Luke than stay here with you."
"How rude."
"Pay attention to what you're doing."
"Artoo, you're playing the wrong messege."
"He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you."*

*Quotes that remind me of my grandmother.