The Stories
Here is just the start of a few of the stories that have come to play, some are funny, some are dumb, but hey your still reading aren't you?
The Rice Incident
-Time- about 4:00
So Mark and I are heading our butts up to Rice Memorial High School to skate the 3 set there. It was a Sunday so we figured, hey no ones going to be there we wont get booted, but were we ever wrong. So we hick up this shortcut to get to Rice, it actually leads to the back of the school so you have to cut around to get to the stair set, but anyway. So usually we go to the left because its just a habit, but today, the first day ever, we decide to go to the right and circle around the building. So were walking around and were just about around the building and we stop because Mark had an appointment with a corner to relieve himself. So he in a random corner just watering the plants when he hears this sound of car tires on a rocky road, he says "Dan, do you hear a car coming?". I answer "no" and he continues with his business, till all behold and cop car pulls around the corner. Well Mark is zipped up so fast I swear he made himself a girl and he standing next to me. So the cop gets out and he's acting all tough because he's got a rookie with him. He's asking us questions like "what are you doing around Rice High school on a Sunday", and "Why are you near the dumpster". He accused us of steal Rice property and hiding drugs in the dumpster before even asking us about it. So I say I'm straightedge and he says "just because your straightedge doesn't mean you cant be hiding some drugs in that dumpster". No wait a minute, hold up on the story, wouldn't that defeat the entire purpose of being straightedge towards drugs?, ok on with the story. So we have a nice convo with that a$$ for like 10 minutes about suspicious activity and other crap he thought made him sound smart. All in all we got off easy, he just took down our names and addresses in his little handy dandy notebook he had and we got off. He never saw the excrement from Mark.
