When I eat I drop food I don’t care.
There’s even pancake batter in my hair.
I Leave my dirty shoes on the floor,
And I stick my gum right on the door.
Slob, slob, I’m a slob.
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job,
Slob, slob, I’m a slob.
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job.
I just dirtied the last clean dish.
On the floor I dumped some tuna fish,
That stain over there is spaghetti sauce.
That’s the potato’s last week I lost.
Slob, slob, I’m a slob,
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job.
Slob, slob, I’m a slob,
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job.
The dog does the dishes while I nap,
Sleeping with potato chips in my lap.
The neighbors are saying I’m a disgrace
A bad example of the human race.
Slob, slob I’m a slob,
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job.
Slob, slob I’m a slob,
It doesn’t pay much but it’s a job.
