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Grandpa wore long red underwear all his life long through                 

 If he had another color we had never knew.

He’d hang them on the line the neighbors would so dread,

To see grandpas underwear of all the color red.

Grandpa said I’ll never switch, Oh no, I won’t, I can’t,

To wear the color red you see he would rif and runt and rant.

I’ll hang them on the line you know until the end of time,

To wear another color  would just simply be a crime.