I bought my car, it’s the best on the road,
It had a few problems that I was told.
When I picked it up the problems weren’t light,
But I couldn’t resist cause the price was right.
The wheels go flat,
A hole under the mat,
The oil sprays out,
You have to shout,
The motor will stall,
The tailpipe will fall,
But other then that,
It’s a good little car.
I met a man to sell me a new one,
I gave up a car that I had won.
I turned them down and refused their deals,
For I already had my own set of wheels.
The door falls off,
The motor will cough,
The seat falls out,
Please look out,
The steering wheel broke,
There’s a stuck choke,
But other then that,
It’s a good little car.
