Jack
Hello, my named is Jack
I believe I just injured my back.
I rolled down a hill,
With my twin sister, Jill.
At the bottom I heard a great “CRACK”!
My Pa laid me down on a bed,
And Ma put a damp cloth on my head.
When asked, Jill said all
She had seen was a ball
That was me: I began to see red.
This may not be the best place to end,
But I really don’t wish to offend
All the nice sisters out there
With twin brothers in their hair.
So this is where I’ll end.
P.S. (You don’t want to hear what went on between Jill and I that afternoon.)
P.P.S. (I am NOT kidding. You REALLY DO NOT want to hear it.)
-MWE
