
ISSUE 1 September 2005
| EDITOR - Rollo the Ax |
| Assistant editors: Mariposa & Laroona |
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REPORTERS |
COLUMNISTS |
| topaz-{Rast's girl}GSFG; es'belle{T}; galah{GS}; sorcha{Orion} |
Approved by the Council of Gorean Shores
Although the opinions expressed are those of the writers and the reporters.
Tal and greeting all…….
I would like to invite everyone to read and enjoy the new * Tavern Tattler *
This collection of stories, information, jokes, and what have you is offered to all to read and enjoy. It is brought to us all by the hard work and dedication of those that took the time to * put it all together* and I hope that everyone will read it …….
It should be said that the * Tavern Tattler * is the work of many people, and is the news letter or paper for Gorean Shores…. But it also should be made very clear to all that anything said within this work is the feelings or opinions of those writing it, and is NOT the * official * words or decisions of the Council of Captains unless stated as such by a captain of the Council.
The * staff * or other wise called thankless workers that have brought us all this work should be thanked and I hope that they are by many….. I am sure they are always looking for MORE people to help or contribute to any following editions … so if you wish to help or contribute, contact Lady Laroona or galah and they will tell you what to do or what needs done….. ( something that they are BOTH experts at…..LOL…LOL.. )
Enjoy your reading, and I hope to see many more editions in the future….
Be Well, and may Wodin smile on all that enter OUR home……
Rollo
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Gorean Shores hit by floods Reporter: es'belle{T} On the Second hand 4th day of En’ Var (July 26th) our beloved Gorean Shores, home to the finest Paga and the Port Kar’s best dancers, suffered a horrible flood. It seems the Thassa had it out for our beloved home. As the summer storms carried out their usual mismatched parade of quick showers and unpredictable thunder storms, the channels of Port Kar slowly increased in level. On the 2nd day of the Second hand of En’Var a typical summer storm had hit Port Kar, but unlike most summer storms this combination of warm Thassa air, cool forest mist, and swift ship wind patterns, urged the storm to stick around for a while. For three days straight the storm did not stop, at times the rain was just a sprinkle but as night approached the storms would go full throttle. On the 3rd day the Thassa had grown 10 feet and 4 horts. By day break of the 4th day the water level was already to the door of our great tavern. As the rain fell throughout the day we where forced to evacuate for almost 2 hands to Gorean Chat. The flood caused minimal structural damage to the Tavern itself. It washed away most of the sand in the training yard and drowned all the flowers in the Piazza, washed out the rugs and drained the sandpit in the tavern. After the flood most of Gorean Shores funds went to restoration. New beams had to be placed to fortify the tavern, new flowers and flower beds were constructed, fresh furs were purchased. The biggest loss was in our food supply. Everything lower then 3 feet had to be thrown out to the sleens. More than 3 gold bag’s worth of food, drinks, grain and vegetables was lost. Much labor was needed to restore the many rooms of Gorean Shores. Hoards of slaves spent hours cleaning out the last of the water left behind. A fresh coat of paint was added to the walls, new furs placed on the grounds, new chairs for the dais, bright new oil lamps, and even new mats for the Piazza seem to have brought the Shores back to life. Gorean Shores patrons and their slaves came together to bring back into working order so that we may greet many more guests through the large Thassa green doors. As long as it’s not the Thassa itself again all will be well.
Gorean Shores News Reporter topaz - {Rast's girl}GSFG topaz is pleased to be able to bring to You the news and happening of Gorean Shores of late. She is so delighted the Tattler is back up and thanks to galah for suggesting it. For those who wish to see some old copies of the Tavern Tattler, this is the URL http://taverntattler.tripod.com/index.html Master Xertog became an Advisor to the Council of Captains! topaz knows He brings much knowledge and wishes Him well, grins, knowing He will indeed be busy!! At the end of June, Mistress Deirdre has pledged her loyalty and fidelity to GS and it's Council, welcome back Home Mistress, topaz also knows what a wonderful Physician You are and sure Your services will be required. July 18th, Master Bahrook pledged to GS, welcome home Master, knowing the slaves will always serve You with heat and devotion caitlin was sold to Master Xertog and Mistress Laroona the third week of July, congratulations to All, knowing a wonderful bonding has taken place. On the Second hand 4th day of En’ Var (July 26th) the Tavern was flooded and took two weeks to repair (see more details in belle’s report). We were fortunate to have such wonderful friends at Gorean Chat, Master Mazah Napa and Mistress Cynamoir. They took us in, and their hospitality was awesome, giving us a Tavern of our own to enjoy, and going above and beyond in every way! A huge thank You to All at Gorean Chat!! In order to show our sincere gratitude, GS is holding a special Festival in their honour on Sept.10th, starting early afternoon till days end. topaz hopes All will make it there and enjoy what promises to be a wonderful time!!!! July 28th, Master Kuurus kolared the girl named blossom, congratulations Master, serve hot sis! Aug.1st, Master Dakota of the Voltai pledged His sword to GS, welcome Home Master, topaz believes You have much to offer GS as all our Patrons do. Master Torvask pledged to GS, welcome home Master, topaz hopes You have found a place that is to Your liking and able to practice Your craft Aug. 4th, Master Shadowglade released His slaves squishy and sha'hara, Master Dakota made squishy His and renamed her jade, while sha'hara was returned to the Tavern and named back to brenna The first week of August, Mistress Laroona had up and running a wonderful site for GS. It has links to Pledged Free, slaves, links to the old and news boards, links to the Forum notes, as well as a voting button for GS! Kudos Mistress for all Your hard work! The URL is https://www.angelfire.com/vt/goreanshores/info.html This will also serve as a back up, and so much more, to the current link at GS. Aug.11th, belle became a Trainer for GS, welcome sis, topaz is so happy to have a girl and her help, smiles warmly sha’reen submitted and was kolared to Master Xertog and Mistress Laroona the last week of August, she joins her sis caitlin on Their chain. Congratulations on a fine slave Master and Mistress, topaz knows sha will serve You well. Aug both lilly {GS} and tressie{GS} returned home after a long absence, welcome back beautifuls! On Aug,29, a slave begged a tavern kolar, she was accepted and renamed basimah, serve well sis!! Congratulations! Aug. 29th, Master Ramses, pledged His sword to GS, welcome Home Master, topaz knows You will find GS will always welcome You with it’s slaves ready, willing, and able! The last week of Aug., caitlin joined the team of Trainers. Welcome sis, with the chain growing, topaz is so thrilled to have another girl!!....grins and winks
Reporter: sorcha{Orion}
Port Kar, crowded, squalid, malignant, is
sometimes referred to as the Tarn of the Sea.
Her name is a synonym in Gorean for cruelty and piracy.
I did not know if the
victory we had won, for victory it surely seemed to be, "I have heard," said
Sarus, "that the chains of a slave girl are heaviest in Port Kar."
I was in the delta of
the Vosk, and making my way to the city of Port Kar, In Port Kar,
incidentally, there are none of the towers often encountered in the
northern cities of Gor.
“If you see her,” I
said, “I think you will not feel sorry for her.” The dancing girls of
Port Kar are said to be the best of all Gor.
What does slavery mean? Columnist: Triash's~mischief~
What does
slavery mean?? Is being a slave about being a sexual companion? Being beautiful and perfect and sexy all the time? Does it mean getting turned on when you clean the tavern, wash the dishes or when you refill Master's paga? Is it being happy about having cramps and still having to act as if you feel sexy? mischief knows she can't answer these questions for you, but she can answer them for herself and maybe that will help guide you to your own understanding of your slavery.
Because she for one feels
slavery unique to each girl, no one set of ideas will fit us all or all of
our situations.
As long as
girl has been a slave, which is probably about 8 years, it's something
that
constantly has to be worked at. Why does it have to be continually worked
at
you might ask yourself. Because you always questions yourself, your
slavery
The questions maybe that we as slaves don't feel
comfortable asking out loud but still need the answer to. mischief
Please please write your
questions to mischief so she has something to answer in the next column.
Do you have a big hungry Master at home? Then here’s the perfect meal to fill Him up, win Him over and not be sleeping in the kitchen tonight! Green beans, suls and tarsk 5 stone rump of roasted tarsk, bone in A girl thanks you for taking the time to read the cooking column and hopes you enjoy. Watch for new updated measurements and tools in the next issue. cooking expert: shirin{GS}
SPACE FOR RENT
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Celebration of Gorean Chat It gives me great honor to announce a
party to celebrate the friendship, kindness, and extra work that the
members of Gorean Chat did for us here at Gorean Shores while our home was
in repair after the disastrous floods
Saturday September 10th The event will run from early afternoon until days end.
Prepared by Xertog Answers can be found in Tarnsman of Gor 1. What is the Caste Mintor belongs to?
Answers in next edition
by Rollo the Ax
Q. What is the difference between your FC’s mother and a Kur???
Q. How can you tell when an Initiate is lying ???
Q. How many kajira does it take to screw-in an energy bulb?
A
man walking down a road came upon another man sitting on a rock, crying
his eyes out … “ What is the matter, he asked the crying man ??? “
without looking up the crying man said sadly… “ My FC has run away with
another man, and she took my trained sleen…. And I * really * liked that
sleen…..
Three old friends, a Tuchuk, a Torvaldslander, and a Pirate Captain of
Port Kar all met at an inn to talk about * old times *… for three days
they drank the inn keepers best paga, ale, and kalana…ate his finest
foods, and partook of the kajira in the alcoves REPEATEDLY….. finely,
on the morning of the forth day, they all came down from their rooms and
prepared to leave…. When the inn keeper came forward to present the bill
to them, the Tuchuk winked to his friends and said * Here, I’ll take care
of this * …. And to the inn keeper asked if he would wager double or
nothing on the number of seeds in a tospit ????? The Torvaldslander, not
to be outdone stepped forward and said * No, no, let ME take care of
this… and pulled out his own * special * set of scales to weigh the coins
needed to pay the bill….. The Pirate Captain just stood watching this show
shaking his head from side to side, and after a few moments reached into
his pouch and tossed a small bag of coins to the table before the inn
keeper… the inn keeper plucked up the bag, and looked inside, then smiled
broadly and thanked the men for their patronage and bid them to * come
again, anytime …*
As they walked away from the inn, the Tuchuk and the Torvaldslander
both began to berate their old friend….. * Why, in the name of the Priest
Kings did you do that ??? You paid full price for our stay at that inn….
You must be slipping, old friend they both kidded him as they walked away
… laughing at their friends action…..* Once down the street a short way,
the Pirate finally turned to them and said… * Had I NOT paid our bill back
there, you two would most likely STILL be there trying to swindle that inn
keeper in one way or another… besides, it is better this way… chuckling
under his breath a bit….. * And WHY is it better this way, they both
asked the pirate as they continued on their way towards the docks ????
“ Well, I would have thought that by now, you both would know me
better …. He finally said…… we are away from the inn… the inn keeper will
be so happy at his wind fall of that hand full of coins, that he will
still be counting them… and we are almost back to the ship and with any
luck he will not have found out yet that I had one of my crew take his
money box to my ship ….LOL…LOL…. I am sure that I have made a sizable
profit for the last few days, and next time, one of YOU have to pay the
bill !!!! “ …….LOL…LOL.. he roared with laughter as he kept walking down
the dock….. Corvus and Clevus were identical twins who
lived on the island of Tyros. Corvus owned an old dilapidated boat and
The old FW fainted.
Mistress Laroona
Reporter: galah{GS}
galah{GS} *she steps into the room upon permission to do so and
kneels at the Mistress's feet and squiggling her round rump onto her heels
to get comfy, offering a sweet smile to the Mistress as she rattles the
rence paper in her lil hands, her soft voice finally emerges** WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS EDITION OF THE
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