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ISSUE 1 September 2005 

EDITOR - Rollo the Ax
Assistant editors:  Mariposa & Laroona

REPORTERS

COLUMNISTS

topaz-{Rast's girl}GSFG; es'belle{T}; galah{GS}; sorcha{Orion}
Xertog; shirin{GS}; Triash's mischief-maker

Approved by the Council of Gorean Shores
Although the opinions expressed are those of the writers and the reporters.

Tal and greeting all…….

I would like to invite everyone to read and enjoy the new *  Tavern Tattler *

This collection of stories, information, jokes, and what have you is offered to all to read and enjoy.  It is brought to us all by the hard work and dedication of those that took the time to * put it all together*   and I hope that everyone will read it …….

It should be said that the * Tavern Tattler * is the work of many people, and is the   news letter or paper for Gorean Shores…. But it also should be made very clear to all that anything said within this work is the feelings or opinions of those writing it, and is NOT the  * official *  words or decisions of the Council of Captains unless stated as such by a captain of the Council.

The * staff *  or other wise called thankless workers  that have brought us all this work  should be thanked and I hope that they are by many…..  I am sure they are always looking for MORE people to help or contribute to any following editions … so if you wish to help or contribute, contact Lady Laroona  or galah  and they will tell you what to do or what needs done….. ( something that they are BOTH experts at…..LOL…LOL.. ) 

Enjoy your reading, and I hope to see many more editions in the future….

Be Well, and may Wodin smile on all that enter OUR home……

Rollo

Gorean Shores hit by floods

Reporter: es'belle{T}

On the Second hand 4th day of En’ Var (July 26th) our beloved Gorean Shores, home to the finest Paga and the Port Kar’s best dancers, suffered a horrible flood.  It seems the Thassa had it out for our beloved home.  As the summer storms carried out their usual mismatched parade of quick showers and unpredictable thunder storms, the channels of Port Kar slowly increased in level. 

On the 2nd day of the Second hand of En’Var a typical summer storm had hit Port Kar, but unlike most summer storms this combination of warm Thassa air, cool forest mist, and swift ship wind patterns, urged the storm to stick around for a while.  For three days straight the storm did not stop, at times the rain was just a sprinkle but as night approached the storms would go full throttle. 

On the 3rd day the Thassa had grown 10 feet and 4 horts.  By day break of the 4th day the water level was already to the door of our great tavern.  As the rain fell throughout the day we where forced to evacuate for almost 2 hands to Gorean Chat. 

The flood caused minimal structural damage to the Tavern itself.  It washed away most of the sand in the training yard and drowned all the flowers in the Piazza, washed out the rugs and drained the sandpit in the tavern. 

After the flood most of Gorean Shores funds went to restoration.  New beams had to be placed to fortify the tavern, new flowers and flower beds were constructed, fresh furs were purchased. 

The biggest loss was in our food supply.  Everything lower then 3 feet had to be thrown out to the sleens.  More than 3 gold bag’s worth of food, drinks, grain and vegetables was lost. 

Much labor was needed to restore the many rooms of Gorean Shores.  Hoards of slaves spent hours cleaning out the last of the water left behind.  A fresh coat of paint was added to the walls, new furs placed on the grounds, new chairs for the dais, bright new oil lamps, and even new mats for the Piazza seem to have brought the Shores back to life. 

Gorean Shores patrons and their slaves came together to bring back into working order so that we may greet many more guests through the large Thassa green doors. As long as it’s not the Thassa itself again all will be well.

 

Gorean Shores News

Reporter topaz - {Rast's girl}GSFG

topaz is pleased to be able to bring to You the news and happening of Gorean Shores of late.

She is so delighted the Tattler is back up and thanks to galah for suggesting itFor those who wish to see some old copies of the Tavern Tattler, this is the URL  http://taverntattler.tripod.com/index.html

Master Xertog became an Advisor to the Council of Captains! topaz knows He brings much knowledge and wishes Him well, grins, knowing He will indeed be busy!!

At the end of June, Mistress Deirdre has pledged her loyalty and fidelity to GS and it's Council, welcome back Home Mistress, topaz also knows what a wonderful Physician You are and sure Your services will be required.

July 18th, Master Bahrook pledged to GS, welcome home Master, knowing the slaves will always serve You with heat and devotion

caitlin was sold to Master Xertog and Mistress Laroona the third week of July, congratulations to All, knowing a wonderful bonding has taken place.

On the Second hand 4th day of En’ Var (July 26th) the Tavern was flooded and took two weeks to repair (see more details in belle’s report). We were fortunate to have such wonderful friends at Gorean Chat, Master Mazah Napa and Mistress Cynamoir. They took us in, and their hospitality was awesome, giving us a Tavern of our own to enjoy, and going above and beyond in every way! A huge thank You to All at Gorean Chat!!

In order to show our sincere gratitude, GS is holding a special Festival in their honour on Sept.10th, starting early afternoon till days end. topaz hopes All will make it there and enjoy what promises to be a wonderful time!!!!

July 28th, Master Kuurus kolared the girl named blossom, congratulations Master, serve hot sis!

Aug.1st, Master Dakota of the Voltai pledged His sword to GS, welcome Home Master, topaz believes You have much to offer GS as all our Patrons do.

Master Torvask pledged to GS, welcome home Master, topaz hopes You have found a place that is to Your liking and able to practice Your craft

Aug. 4th, Master Shadowglade released His slaves squishy and sha'hara, Master Dakota made squishy His and renamed her jade, while sha'hara was returned to the Tavern and named back to brenna

The first week of August, Mistress Laroona had up and running a wonderful site for GS.  It has links to  Pledged Free, slaves, links to the old and news boards, links to the Forum notes, as well as a voting button for GS!  Kudos Mistress for all Your hard work! The URL is https://www.angelfire.com/vt/goreanshores/info.html  This will also serve as a back up, and so much more, to the current link at GS.

Aug.11th, belle became a Trainer for GS, welcome sis, topaz is so happy to have a girl and her help, smiles warmly

sha’reen submitted and was kolared to Master Xertog and Mistress Laroona the last week of August, she joins her sis caitlin on Their chain. Congratulations on a fine slave Master and Mistress, topaz knows sha will serve You well.

Aug both lilly {GS} and tressie{GS}  returned home after a long absence, welcome back beautifuls!

On Aug,29, a slave begged a tavern kolar, she was accepted and renamed basimah, serve well sis!! Congratulations!

Aug. 29th, Master Ramses, pledged His sword to GS, welcome Home Master, topaz knows You will find GS will always welcome You with it’s slaves ready, willing, and able!

The last week of Aug., caitlin joined the team of Trainers. Welcome sis, with the chain growing, topaz is so thrilled to have another girl!!....grins and winks

Reporter: sorcha{Orion} 

Port Kar, crowded, squalid, malignant, is sometimes referred to as the Tarn of the Sea. Her name is a synonym in Gorean for cruelty and piracy.
RAIDERS OF GOR, Page 6

I did not know if the victory we had won, for victory it surely seemed to be,
was decisive or not, but I well knew that the twenty-fifth of Se'Kara, for that was the day on which this battle had been fought, would not be soon forgotten in Port Kar, that city once called squalid and malignant, but which had now found a Home Stone, that city once called the scourge of gleaming Thassa, but which might now be better spoken of, as she had been by some of her citizens aforetimes, as her jewel, the jewel of gleaming Thassa.
RAIDERS OF GOR, Page 280

"I have heard," said Sarus, "that the chains of a slave girl are heaviest in Port Kar."
HUNTERS OF GOR, Page 275

I was in the delta of the Vosk, and making my way to the city of Port Kar,
which alone of Gorean cities commonly welcomes strangers, though few but exiles, murderers, outlaws, thieves and cutthroats would care to find their way to her canalled darknesses.
RAIDERS OF GOR, Page 6

In Port Kar, incidentally, there are none of the towers often encountered in the northern cities of Gor.
The men of Port Kar had not chosen to build towers.

RAIDERS OF GOR, Page 103

“If you see her,” I said, “I think you will not feel sorry for her.”
I didn’t really feel like telling Elizabeth that no one ever feels sorry for a wench from Port Kar.
They tend to be superb, feline, vicious, startling. They are famed as dancers throughout all the cities of Gor.
NOMADS OF GOR; 4; Page 148

The dancing girls of Port Kar are said to be the best of all Gor.
They are sought eagerly in the many cities of the planet.
They are slave to the core, vicious, treacherous, cunning, seductive, sensuous, dangerous, desirable, and excruciatingly desirable.

RAIDERS OF GOR, Page 100

What does slavery mean?

Columnist: Triash's~mischief~

What does slavery mean?? Is being a slave about being a sexual companion?
 

Being beautiful and perfect and sexy all the time? Does it mean getting turned on when you clean the tavern, wash the dishes or when you refill Master's paga? Is it being happy about having cramps and still having to act as if you feel sexy? mischief knows she can't answer these questions for you, but she can answer them for herself and maybe that will help guide you to your own understanding of your slavery. 

Because she for one feels slavery unique to each girl, no one set of ideas will fit us all or all of our situations.

girl feels slavery, is one of the hardest things she has ever done. Sometimes the hardest part is that it never ends. It's not like once you  become a slave, then it's done and you're just a slave forever.

As long as girl has been a slave, which is probably about 8 years, it's something that constantly has to be worked at. Why does it have to be continually worked at you might ask yourself. Because you always questions yourself, your slavery
and if you are the best you can be, or good enough (or maybe that's just how mischief questions herself).

Slavery to girl, is not about the easy things in life. Slavery is about the hard things.  It's about being pleasing when you're tired because He has just logged on. It's about working hard at something He has commanded not because you ache to do it, but because you long for His words when you obey and obey to the best of your ability. It's not about being sexy 24/7 nor
your thighs aching to be thrown open wide all the time. It's about the  things you don't like doing or don't WANT to do, but you do them, willingly or even eagerly at times.  Not because you enjoy them so much but because it is what pleases Him and pleasing Him makes your heart swell and fills you with such happiness.

Is it easy? HELL no it's not easy. It wouldn't be so emotional, it wouldn't have ups and downs, it wouldn't have days were you wonder if you are a slave or not. There wouldn't be times where you loose your belly and have to find yourself again and find your way back to who and what you are.

What is slavery to mischief? A challenge that she steps up to everyday. But some days she succeeds and sometimes she has much more work that's needed to be pleasing and she has to start over again.

mischief wanted to write this article to introduce you to what she wishes this article in the tattler to be. she'd like this article to be the place where new slaves or seasoned slaves can ask the hard questions and get honest answers to. 

The questions maybe that we as slaves don't feel comfortable asking out loud but still need the answer to.  mischief
wishes to be the ear that listens and the mouth that speaks.  And maybe somewhere in the middle we can all learn something about the path of slavery.

mischief wishes to thank the council for the time and space to share the ideas and she hopes you enjoy the column.

Please please write your questions to mischief so she has something to answer in the next column.

girl wishes you well ~smile~

Do you have a big hungry Master at home? Then here’s the perfect meal to fill Him up, win Him over and not be sleeping in the kitchen tonight!

 Green beans, suls and tarsk

5 stone rump of roasted tarsk, bone in
1 basket suls, new and peeled
1 large onion
1 basket green beans
a tula clean water
2 tef of salts and ground peppers
1 tef of fresh chopped parsley
Cut meat, suls, onion and beans into pieces.
Add all ingredience to a very large pot and simmer 6 ahn.
Serve with fresh baked warm blackbread and honey and
His favorite ka~la~na or ale.

A girl thanks you for taking the time to read the cooking column and hopes you enjoy. Watch for new updated measurements and tools in the next issue.
Remember girls, the way to His heart is through His stomach!
Happy cooking!!

cooking expert: shirin{GS}

SPACE FOR RENT

 

Celebration of Gorean Chat

It gives me great honor to announce a party to celebrate the friendship, kindness, and extra work that the members of Gorean Chat did for us here at Gorean Shores while our home was in repair after the disastrous floods

Saturday September 10th

The event will run from early afternoon until days end.
All welcome to come and celebrate the friendship of our Homes.

Paedur - Slave Master

 


TIVIA QUIZ

Prepared by Xertog

Answers can be found in Tarnsman of Gor

1. What is the Caste Mintor belongs to?
2. Name the book that comes after Tarnsman?
3. Who was Tarl Cabots Sword brother and later became Temporary Administrator of AR?
4. What is Tarl Cabot’s fathers first name?
5. Name the mountains that Tarl Cabot went camping in?
6. Kazrak was from what city?
7. The first name of the man who stole the home stone of Ar?
8. What is the three letter word for ‘Homestone’ ?
9. Who is the Ubar of Ar?
10. What was the City Tarl Cabot was pledged to?
11. What is John Norman’s real last name?
12. What is the name of the swamp spider that befriended Tarl Cabot?
13 The nation of Tarl Cabots birth?
14. The position Tarl Cabot’s father holds?
15. Who kills using the blue ‘flame death’
16. At the end of the book where does Tarl Cabot live?
17. This assassin was said to be the finest swordsman on Gor, Who is he?
18. Name the mountains that are the home of the Priest Kings
19. The Scribe that teaches Tarl Cabot?
20. Who is Tarl Cabots free companion?

 Answers in next edition

by Rollo the Ax

Q. What is the difference between your FC’s mother and a Kur??? 
A.  One is a smelly, foul tempered old beast that would love to see you DEAD, and the other came from the Steel Worlds !!!!

Q. How can you tell when an Initiate is lying ???
A. His mouth is moving.

Q. How many kajira does it take to screw-in an energy bulb?
A. I really don’t know…. I never tried to screw a kajira in an energy bulb, I always preferred alcoves.

A man walking down a road came upon another man sitting on a rock, crying his eyes out … “ What is the matter, he asked the crying man ??? “  without looking up the crying man said sadly… “ My FC has run away with another man, and she took  my trained sleen…. And I  * really * liked that sleen…..

Three old friends, a  Tuchuk, a Torvaldslander, and a Pirate Captain of Port Kar all met at an inn to talk about * old times *… for three days they drank the inn keepers best paga, ale, and kalana…ate his finest  foods, and  partook of the kajira in the alcoves REPEATEDLY…..  finely,  on the morning of the forth day, they all came down from their rooms and prepared to leave…. When the inn keeper came forward to present the bill to them, the Tuchuk winked to his friends and said * Here, I’ll take care of this * …. And to the inn keeper asked if he would wager double or nothing on the number of seeds in a tospit ?????  The Torvaldslander, not to be outdone  stepped forward and said * No, no, let ME take care of this… and pulled out his own * special * set of scales to weigh the coins needed to pay the bill….. The Pirate Captain just stood watching this show shaking his head from side to side, and after a few moments reached into his pouch and tossed a small bag of coins to the table before the inn keeper… the inn keeper plucked up the bag, and looked inside, then smiled broadly and thanked the men for their patronage and bid them to * come again, anytime …*

   As they walked away from the inn, the Tuchuk and the Torvaldslander both began to berate their old friend….. * Why, in the name of the Priest Kings did you do that ???  You paid full price for our stay at that inn…. You must be slipping, old friend they both kidded him as they walked away … laughing at their friends action…..*  Once down the street a short way, the Pirate finally turned to them and said… * Had I NOT paid our bill back there, you two would most likely STILL be there trying to swindle that inn keeper in one way or another… besides, it is better this way… chuckling under his breath a bit….. *  And WHY is it better this way, they both asked the pirate as they continued on their way towards the docks ????

   “  Well, I would have thought that by now, you both would know me better …. He finally said…… we are away from the inn… the inn keeper will be so happy at his wind fall of that hand full of coins, that he will still be counting them… and we are almost back to the ship and with any luck he will not have found out yet that I had one of my crew take his money box to my ship ….LOL…LOL…. I am sure that I have made a sizable profit for the last few days, and next time, one of YOU have to pay the bill !!!! “ …….LOL…LOL.. he roared with laughter as he kept walking down the dock…..  

Corvus and Clevus were identical twins who lived on the island of Tyros. Corvus owned an old dilapidated boat and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group
of  travelers who sank it. Corvus spent all day trying to salvage as
much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the
evening.  Unbeknownst to him, his brother Clevus’s FC died suddenly.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at
the market place. An old FW there mistook him for Clevus and said: "I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Corvus, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back
and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole
got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her
off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I
warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted
her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she
split right up the middle......."

The old FW fainted.

Mistress Laroona

Reporter: galah{GS}

galah{GS} *she steps into the room upon permission to do so and kneels at the Mistress's feet and squiggling her round rump onto her heels to get comfy, offering a sweet smile to the Mistress as she rattles the rence paper in her lil hands, her soft voice finally emerges**
galah{GS} this is galah, reporter for the tavern tattler doing the first interview for the early edition with Mistress Laroona, greetings Mistress
Laroona greetings galah *S* now you be kind to this grumpy old FW *S*
galah{GS}  first question Mistress, what is your full name?
Laroona I am Laroona, Xertog’s woman, but everyone calls me Laroona *S*
galah{GS} what or who brought you to Port Kar Mistress?
Laroona Many years ago I stepped into Gorean Shores, located in Poolside Chat and met a little slave named galah and a big gruff man called Rollo, after a warm welcome I watched a couple of times and thought that Gor was for me
galah{GS}  but you do know that Port Kar is full of thieves Mistress? your not a thief Mistress?
Laroona Yes I had heard that there was thieves around, I knew I was safe as I was in a tavern, well no one has robbed me, I think
galah{GS}  do you personally know any thieves in Port Kar Mistress?
Laroona I know them all, most of those of Port Kar are all thieves one form or another
galah{GS}  oooooohhh, now knowing this Mistress, what’s your favorite bana?
Laroona I would have to say pearls from the Vosk
galah{GS} and where do you keep these valuable pearls Mistress?
Laroona  *looking at you in horror**  galah would you expect me to openly admit to where I keep my valuables with all the thieves around I would wake up dead or worse still .... robbed!!!
galah{GS}  but do you really think that any thief would read the tavern tattler? Heheheeee
Laroona I never trust those thieves, they may even have scouts able to read
galah{GS}  do you think anyone in their right mind would read the tavern tattler Mistress? heheee
Laroona  Any good Gorean should read the Tattler galah *S* it is free
galah{GS}  **scratches her head** the tattler is FREE? galah is not even FREE, how can the tattler be free? heheheheheeee
Laroona  galah I believe every slave is free within her slavery, but then some get sold for the price of paga, uggg don't touch the stuff
galah{GS}  okay, moving on....How old are you….oops, scratch that, how many times has the Sardar Fair been held since you was born Mistress?
Laroona  galah now I need to scratch my head, and there have been many fairs held, but I prefer to stay closer to home *S*
galah{GS}  but surely you have been to the Sardar Fair at least once Mistress?
Laroona Once I went galah and it was to noisy and full of thieves
galah{GS} ooooooooooohhh lots and lots of people Mistress? must have been beautiful flower stalls tooo?
Laroona lots of people and when I went I saw all these robes I would have lovvved to buy, and had to resist as Xertog gets a little angry at me when I spend his coins
galah{GS}  what’s your favorite flower Mistress? talender, dina, or bambi's friend?
Laroona  I like talenders and the dina, so both *S*
galah{GS} where's your favorite shopping place Mistress? Kef Mart, Wal Mart or Gor Mart Mistress?
Laroona  Gor Mart, Xertog pays LOL
galah{GS} you don't like bambi's friend?
Laroona *chuckling* It's not that I don't dislike you asked what were my favorites *S*
galah{GS} Tarsk or Tarn Mistress?
Laroona Tarn
galah{GS}  why Mistress? you like to fly?
Laroona  Flying beats walking on clumpy stumps, or as ariel puts it I float, so yes I prefer flying
galah{GS}  are you talking about birds or money Mistress? **tips her head in confusion**
Laroona  birds… are we on the same page yet LOL
galah{GS} but you said that Master Xertog pays at Gor Mart Mistress....galah ask if you spend tarn or tarsk heheheheheheheee
Laroona oh see that is why I am a FW and not a slave, I spend as much as he gives me and always look for more LOL
galah{GS}  by the way Mistress, don't you think that bambi's friend stinks?
Laroona  stinks!!!… that one needs a bath I am sure it hangs around the wharves with the she urts... phewwwwwwww *dabbing talender scented hanky to my nose at the thought**
galah{GS} Mistress, speaking of Masters, boxers or briefs?
Laroona galah I am not into either of those types of Masters
galah{GS}  no boxers and no briefs either Mistress? ooooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHH
Laroona ohh galah I thought you meant they were sorts of types of masters *S*
galah{GS}  you like to shop Mistress, you said so yourself, so....If you could have a choice of what one ship of acquisition would bring to gor, what would you have brought from urth?
Laroona that is a hard question I would make sure there was one huge crate no make that 10 crates of robes, 3 crates of slippers, and the rest food, ohh and a small crate of boots for Xertog
galah{GS} oooooooohhh the boots for Master would be soooooo nice, its much nicer for a slave to kiss a new boot instead of those old dirty ones heheheheee
Laroona so the slaves tell me galah, and I do look out for the slaves ....sometimes *S*
galah{GS} would that be one size fits all robes Mistress?
Laroona I would make sure I had a few various sizes so I could flog off some for extra coins *S*
galah{GS}  what size would those slippers be Mistress?
Laroona  foot size galah
galah{GS}  everyone has the same foot size Mistress? hehee
Laroona  ohh I am thinking of me,,, I am selfish with my slippers LOL
galah{GS}  next question Mistress....If you could change one characteristic or physical feature, what would it be and why?
Laroona I would like to have no warts on my nose. They tend to get in the way of my goblet when I drink
galah{GS} **scrunches her face but doesn't say a thing as she ponders the warts, happy that she wears a veil**
Laroona That is why Port Karian FW wear 7 veils
galah{GS}  Mistress....Why did the vulo cross the road?
Laroona because there was another Tavern Tattler reporter on the other side
galah heheheheheeee heheheheheee What animal would you be if you could be any animal and why?
Laroona I would be a larl as they are cute and cuddly
galah{GS} What would you rather have climbing up your leg? A golden beetle, a hinti, or a zarlit? heheheheeeee
Laroona ugggg none at all!!!!!
galah{GS}  aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww but Mistress, you gotta pick one
Laroona ariel says over and over I have no legs so it would be impossible for any to climb up my legs at all LOL
galah{GS} okay, if one was climbing up your robes then Mistress hehehehehehee then which one?
Laroona a zarlit as I could see it and have a slave catch it, maybe a good job for you galah keeping zarlits off me LOL
galah{GS} eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no thank you Mistress, you might need an exterminator for that Mistress heheheheee
Laroona there is ka'jar he likes insects LOL
galah{GS}  now only two questions to go and each question must have two answers each Mistress.....7 deadly sins….pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth, which two might you possess?
Laroona gluttony, and pride
galah{GS} **slipping in an extra question here** what two might you think that galah has Mistress? heheheheee
Laroona hey that is not fair slipping in extra questions LOL
galah{GS}  but its an easy one Mistress
Laroona I think I would have to say as you own nothing you would have no sins
galah{GS}  ooooooooohhh thank you Mistress, how kind....okay, last but not least Mistress
galah{GS}  7 virtues….faith, hope, charity, fortitude, justice, temperance, and prudence, what two might you possess?
Laroona fortitude and hope would be the strongest of those
galah{GS}  well, thank you very much for allowing a girl to interview you Mistress, and thank you for those honest answers that might help others to know you better
Laroona  thank you galah it was enjoyable and you was most pleasing, I also hope many enjoy reading the Tattler *S*
galah{GS} **rolls the scroll carefully and ties a bit of binding fiber to hold it secure**
 

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