Title: Catwalk, a continuation of full moon
Author: Lexie
Rating: Same as last part
Content: See above answer
Disclaimer: See previous parts
Summary: some modeling and bad singing as Skinner is under the control of our
favorite agents
Author's note: This is the third in a series but it can be read without reading
the previous two parts. I'd like to thank Heather Lyn, for what I'm not sure
I'd just like to thank her, All the people who sent feedback and Ideas*I can't
find the paper where I have names so I'm just using sn's*
Foxlvdana,starbuckc,evil kitty, kalyn, goblin214, true-blue, thank you all so
much, this story wouldn't be possible without all of you
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Not wanting to get in more trouble Mulder and Scully decided hypnotizing
Skinner was best for all concerned. It was for his own good too.All this stress
and anger was probably bad for his heart. The way they saw it, they were saving
him from a heart attack in the future.When the deed was done they decided they
might as well have a little fun.
"I think I should be assistant director and you torment Skinner" Mulder
suggested
"No way, I wanna be assistant director"
"How about I be assistant director and you torment Skinner then when you're
done you can be assistant director and I torment him"
"Alright, but I need to go shopping first"
An hour later Scully lead a dressed in drag Skinner into the break room. They
embarrassed themselves in front of everyone, now it was his turn.She cleared an
aisle and instructed Skinner what he was supposed to do.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts"Skinner sang
as he did the runway walk, shaking his hips and sticking out his chest. He spun
around when he reached the end of the runway Scully had designed"I'm a model,
you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk, yes I shake my
little tush on the catwalk" Scully decided that he had had enough excitement.
Besides some of the older agents were getting carried away. One of them grabbed
his headband, the other tried to grab his garter belt but he moved away just in
time. Besides Scully wanted to be assistant director. She was worried about
leaving the FBI under Mulder's care for so long.She hurried into the office and
found Mulder reading a magazine
"Skinner's got a better collection than me"He took one look at skinner still
dressed as a woman, breasts and all and burst out laughing
"That's gonna be hard to top"
"What did you do as assistant director?"
"Well, from now on the whole office investigates x-files, and every day is
casual Friday"
"You worry me, Mulder, you really do"
The pentagon was left in Scully's capable hands as Mulder took Skinner away to
torment him further. There was one problem, he had no idea what to do with him.
Scully already used the break room idea.Skinner's phone rang causing Mulder to
jump. He told Skinner to answer it. There was a few uh.huhs and yeahs and
Skinner hung up.
"Who was it?" Mulder asked
"My superiors, they want to meet with me now"
"Alright lets meet them, oh but not dressed like that"
A few minutes later Skinner was dressed in his suit and preparing to meet with
Cancerman and all his cronnies.He walked into the office calm, while Mulder and
Scully hid.
"What are you going to have him do"Scully whispered
"You'll see"
"You put the FBI under Mulder's control. what were you thinking? Are you
crazy?"
"We all get a little crazy sometimes" Skinner answered"In fact I'm so crazy
that They're coming to take me away ha ha they're coming to take me away ho ho
he he ha ha to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away haha!"Skinner continued to bounce around the room while his
superiors left in disgust. Mulder and Scully waited until it was safe and then
came into the room.
"We better unhypnotize him now"Mulder said
"Wait!,one more thing" Scully turned to Cancerman"You will forget you were mad
at us, in fact you called us here to give us a raise" She snapped and then
seated like they were there for a meeting they unhypnotized him
"What did I call you two here for again, oh yes, I'm very pleased with your
work.In fact I'm giving you a raise"
"Thank you sir, we better get back to work" They left giggling, wondering who
they could hypnotize next
the end....or is it?
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well, should I write a few more or quite while I'm ahead? Is there anyone you'd
like to see hypnotized? feedback and ideas can be sent to Jaidiaa@aol.com