Frieza on Jerry Springer
Jerry Springer: Hello today topic "Villains who want there pay back". So I bring out my first guest Freiza.
Frieza comes out and the crowd boos him.
Crowd Person: YOU SUCK!!
Frieza: Now you DIE! (Lifts hand up and blast the person away).
Crowd goes silent
Frieza: As you see Jerry if you mess with me I will kill you. So anyway lets get the show on the road.
Jerry Springer: Ok first off you have a problem with a person named "Goku". Now if you don't mind me asking why is that?
Frieza: Well, I do mind but, I will answer the question for the people who live under a rock and don't know why. I guess I start from the beginning on why I hate him. It started when....
Three hours later.
Frieza: Well, that's that and if that stupid monkey does come by I kick his hairy {bad word}!
Jerry Springer: ZzZzZzZ...
Frieza:(Shoots a blast at his ear but, not hitting it) I talk you listen {bad word}hole.
Jerry Springer: Sorry sorry. Well, I see that you really do hate Goku. Well I have a surprise for you.
Frieza: Goku is here right?
Jerry Springer: No, but, his son is here. Gohan come on out.
Gohan comes out and every on cheers for him but, Frieza.
Gohan: Frieza its time for you to pay for your crimes!
Frieza: Hum... where did I here that one from. I think some loser said that and I killed that person. Plus you are only 6 you can't beat me.
Gohan: Well, if my dad was here he would beat your {bad word} you {bad word}.
Frieza: Sure kid I can beat that loser with one had behind my back. Also I don't think a little {bad word} head like you should cuss. Its not....nice hehehe.
Gohan: Ok lets go right now {bad word}. I can take you on.
Frieza: Why, don't you just sit down before I beat the {bad word} out of you.
Jerry Springer: Now now guys please no fighting. What about peace, love, and all that other stuff.
Gohan & Frieza: SHUT UP!!
Gohan is about to jump on Frieza but, people hold him back and so do Frieza.
Then alot of cussing and stuff happens. I had to cut it out do to the little ones.
Jerry Springer: Well, for my Final Thought.
Don't ask two people who just hate each other to come on a show. It just makes it look bad for the show. Oh what am I saying MY RATINGS ARE OFF THE ROOF I AM RICH. Forget what I just said. Making shows that will mess up children's minds and there future MAKE A BUTT LOAD OF MONEY FOR ME!!!!
