Scarlet Interviews Frieza
(Note: Scarlet is a made up character in Lady Frieza's Fan Fics. This interview happen when me and her had too much fun one night. So here it is.)
Scarlet: Alright, today on the Scarlet Show I will interview someone very dear to my heart! My own father!
Crowd: (Claps)
Scarlet: Who was nice enough to let me use some of his air time...
Frieza: Hurry up! I have plans you know!
Scarlet: (Smiles sweetly) and what plans are those daddy?
Frieza: Oh you know blowing up planets, killing people that stand in my way, and people who TAKE THERE TIME!
Scarlet: First question, so why in the fight with Son Goku did you toy with him while you simply could have just killed him by going 100%?
Frieza: Because I like to make monkeys act like a fools. I like to crush their hope and pride like I did to Vegeta. We all know what happened to Vegeta now do we.
Scarlet: Yes we do. Now, some questions from the audience!
(A Man raises his hand)
Man 1: Excuse me sir, but I have heard of some strange relation ship between you and Vegeta. How can you explain that?
Frieza: LIES ALL LIES!!! Are you saying I'm gay?
Man 1: Well.........
(Lots of hands raise up)
Scarlet: Yes ma'am?
Woman 1: Are you gay?
Frieza: **Blinks.....blast woman and kills her** Next question
Scarlet: Yes sir.
Man 2: Why do you wear lipstick?
Frieza: ITS NOT LIPSTICK! It's part of my body that makes me look sexy. Right Scarlet!
Scarlet: Of course it does daddy. Guys on our planet are supposed to have black lips.
Frieza: Right!
Scarlet: What's wrong with you people?! Gee... maybe you guys should ask something that won't {bad word} my father off. **Kills the man**
Frieza: **Pats Scarlet on the back** Good job.
Scarlet: Thank you daddy. Okay now anymore unstupefied questions?
(Another Woman raises her hand)
Scarlet: Okay last question.
Woman 2: Are you really a woman disguised as a man?
Frieza:.....OK THATS IT! I'm going to blow this WHOLE PLACE UP! NOW YOU ALL DIE!! **Makes Death Ball and blows it all up**
Scarlet: Unfortunately that is the end of our show... seeing as how my father blew the place sky high.
Frieza: Well, she was asking for it.
Scarlet: Thank you for watching the Scarlet show where my idiotic editors pick the audiences from trailer parks.
Frieza: Good Night all!
Scarlet: Goodnight and thank you for being on my show daddy .**Smiles**
