Frieza interviews Yamcha
Frieza: HELLO ALL!!!
Crowd: HELLO FRIEZA!!!
Frieza: WoW! I didn't even have to pay them this time....I mean uh.....never mind.
Woman 1: What an idiot.....
Frieza: (Holds hand up and snaps fingers) MEN!!! Grab her and throw her into the pit!
(Two men come out and grab the woman and drags her away)
Frieza: Now that is taken care of. My guest for today is the.........3 strongest Human in the world....or some {bad word} like that. Here is YAMCHA!!!
Yamcha: (walks out and sits right down) Yo Frieza howz it hanging?
Frieza: How is it hanging you ask. Ok first off don't talk that hip hopping to me. Talk like a normal man before I HANG YOU!
Yamcha: Whoa dog. Just chill......ahahahahah get it Frieza. Chill.....
Crowd starts laughing
Frieza: (Holds hand up and crowd stops laughing) Do you know how old that joke is??? Well, it is VERY OLD! Now lets get to the questions....
Yamcha: Let me guess what your first question is going to be about. What do I feel about Bulma and Vegeta right?
Frieza: Uh...no.
Yamcha: Are you sure you don't want to talk about it?
Frieza: Yea I am pretty sure.
Yamcha: Ok whatever.
Frieza: Well, for my first question....
Yamcha: ARE YOU REALLY sure?
Frieza: (Grabs Yamcha's neck and pull his to his face) YES!!!!!
Yamcha: Ok ok just let go of me.
Frieza: (lets go) Ok now for my first question. Are you dating anyone since you got ditch by Bulma.
Yamcha: (Gives evil stare) Yes, I am. I am dating Lunch.
Frieza: Wait a minute. Isn't Tein dating Lunch?
Yamcha: Nope. He is dating Chaozu. That is why they are always spending time together.
Frieza: But, isn't Chaozu sleeping with Chi-Chi?
Yamcha: Yea and......
Frieza: WAIT A MINUTE HERE!!! What the {bad word} is wrong with you people. Ok first you are dating Lunch. Tein is dating Chaozu and Chaozu is making sweet love to Chi-Chi right?
Yamcha: Yep that is right.
Frieza: Ok that is just {bad word} right there. Just go and leave.
Yamcha: But I.....
Frieza: (slaps Yamcha in the face making him go through a wall) Well, now he left. Good night all!!!
