Frieza Interviews Tein
Hello everyone who is watching this on TV! There is no crowd today because they all tried to leave the show so I put them in the pit. If you turn this off I will hunt you down and make you PAY! Anyway my guest for today is Tein!
(8 different Teins walk out and surround Frieza)
All 8 Teins: Hello Frieza.
Frieza: Ok what the {bad word} I interview 1 Tein not 8 of them! So if I don't talk to the real one I swear I'll kill all 8!
(7 of the Teins disappear and the real one sits down)
Tein: Sorry about that I only wanted to impress you. That's all.
Frieza: If you want to impress me then go and fight Goku and kill him. That would sure as {bad word} impress me.
Tein: I can't do that. He is my friend and I don't go and fight my friends for no reason.
Frieza: In other words your a {bad word}.
Tein: Hey! There are kids watching this show and I don't think there parents would not like there children hearing those kind of words.
Frieza: This is coming from a guy who is dating another man.
Tein: How did you know that? I didn't tell anyone one but......THAT SON OF A {bad word}! I can't believe he told!
Frieza: Now now, I don't think the kids need to hear that now. Sure Yamcha told but, come on he had to.
Tein: Oh shut up! Not like Yamcha got some Chaozu loving.
Frieza: You mean Yamcha had sex with Chaozu?
Tein: Yep that's true.
Frieza: Ok {bad word} that is sick. Ahhhhh just you saying that....
Tein: Sorry. Well, now I have to go and kick his butt!
Frieza: That's right leave. Just go away...NOW!
Tein: Did the interview even start? You really didn't ask me any questions. What's up with that?
Frieza: Um....ok would you live here right now or I would kick your {bad word} would you leave?
Tein: No. I'm not scared of you. Your just some white guy that has problems.
Frieza: Ok that's it! **Grabs Tein's neck and throws him through the roof.** Now you left. Good night all!
