Frieza: Hello
All!
Crowd: Hello
Frieza.
Man 1: I LOVE
YOU!!!
Frieza: I'm not
gay. GUARDS!
(Two men come
out and throw the man outside)
Frieza: Ok. Now
that is done let me introduce my guest....
Woman 1:
(interrupting) I LOVE YOUR FRIEZA!!!
Frieza: Thank
you very much. Now as I was saying...
Woman 1:
(interrupting) I WANT YOUR FLESH FRIEZA!!! I WANT YOU AND ME TO
BE ONE!
(Two men come
out and throw the woman into the pit)
Frieza: Now that
is done here is my guest today........CHAOZU!
(Chaozu dressed
up like a pimp with two men behind him )
Frieza: Ok what
are dress like and who the heck are those two?
Chaozu: Word
{bad word}. I'm Gay Pimp Chaozu. These two behind me are my two
ho's. You ho's can leave now.
(The two men
leave)
Frieza: So
you're a Gay Pimp?
Chaozu: Yes,
{bad word}. That is what I said. {bad word} man listen!
Frieza: Whoa
little man....or woman....it! Don't be cussing me out {bad word}.
Anyway is it true what Chi-Chi, Yamcha, and Tein have said?
Chaozu: Hell
yea! They all asked for it and I gave. You want some of this Big
Boy? I know your gay.
Frieza: Ok
little {bad word}! I'M NOT GAY! Also you just saying you did that
with them makes me sick. Anyway next question. Is this what
you do since you quit fighting?
Chaozu: Yep.
After quitting the whole fighting thing I went to what I was good
at. Sex baby! So has time went by I became the first ever Gay
Pimp and well....the rest is history.
Frieza: That is
the sickest thing I ever heard. My god I mean your just a
little....mime thing.
Chaozu: Ahhh
don't be mean. How about I make you *real* happy?
Frieza: Don't
touch me. Don't say that. My god you say something like that I
will rip you in half!
Chaozu: Ahhh you
know how that makes me feel Big Boy. Come on don't be shy.
**wink** **wink**
Frieza: Well,
let me think.... **Grabs Chaozu legs and head** how about....
**rips him in half and throws his body parts into the crowd** NO!
(Two women fight
over Chaozu upper body)
Frieza: Well,
since my guest is dead now that means the show is over. Good
night!
