Frieza Interviews Dr. Briefs
Frieza: Hello all!
Crowd: Hello Frieza!
Frieza: Since Season 4 is over, I have a special guest for you all. My guest is the main star of Season 4! He is…
Man 1: CELL! OH MY GOD! HE GOT CELL ON HIS SHOW!
Woman 1: No Dumb{bad word}! He got Gohan. Man how did you get Gohan on your show?
Frieza: Well I….
Man 1: No, he didn’t get Gohan. He got Cell. Right Frieza?
Frieza: Actually I…..
Woman 1: **Hitting Man 1 with her pierce** Shut up! He got Gohan!
Man 1: Cell!
Woman 1: GOHAN!
(Both of them start fighting)
Frieza: Errrrrrrrr SHUT THE {bad word} UP! **Fires a blast at them and kills them** ANYONE ELSE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!
Crowd:……..
Frieza: Ok good. Now my guest today is…….DR. BREIFS!
Man 2: He wasn’t the main star in Season 4.
Frieza: **turns around and looks at him**
Man 2: AHHH! It burns! IT BURNS! **Lights up on fire and runs around till he drops dead on the floor*
Frieza: Now since Dr. Breifs doesn’t want to leave his lab we are going to have to talk to him Viva Satellite.
(TV pops up from the ground)
Frieza: Dr. Breifs are you there? Hello?
(TV has a black screen and the crowd can only here bottles being broken)
Frieza: If that crazy {bad word}hole doesn’t answer I swear I’ll come over that house and kick his….
Dr. Breifs: Hello….
Frieza: Dr. Breifs! Is that you? Man it looks like you haven’t taken a bath in weeks and your hair is so long. You got yourself a beard too! Why is it so dark in there?
Dr. Breifs: SSHHHHHHH! Do you hear that?
Frieza: Uh….hear what?
Dr.Breifs: Them. They are here. **Picks up a metal tube** I MUST KILL THE HOG PEOPLE! AHHH!!!! **Runs around hitting stuff**
Frieza: **blank Stair**………Oh yes I forgot. He’s been stuck in his lab for about…..4 years now. So he kind of lost his mind.
Dr. Briefs: OH NO! The Fairy People have joined up with the Hog People! SOMEONE SAVE ME! THEY WILL MAKE ME THEIR SEX SLAVE! NOOO!!!!!
Frieza:…….Well there goes my Grammy.
(Crowd looks around)
Man 3: Where?
Frieza:….OK shows over. Turn the camera off. TURN IT OFF NOW!
