Frieza Interviews Chi-Chi
Frieza: HELLO ALL!!!
Crowd: Hello Frieza.
Frieza: Holy crap! They answered back. This is ground breaking!
Woman 1: (Mutters to herself) Only cause he pays us.
Frieza: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!
Woman 1: Ack...I said Frieza is the best talk show host EVER!!! Right guys.
Crowd starts clapping and cheering for Frieza.
Frieza: Well, are guest today is the Mother of Gohan and Goten. Also the wife of.........Goku. Here is Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi walks out and crowd cheers
Frieza: (looking stun) Chi-Chi? You didn't do anything fancy?
Chi-Chi- No. Why? Did I have to or something?
Frieza: (Blinking) No, No. Anyway how is your relation ship with Goku? You two still in love?
Chi-Chi: Yes, I am happily married to Goku.
Frieza: You sure about that one....
Chi-Chi: Yes, of course I am.
Frieza: You sure there isn't another "lover" out there that you want to tell us.
Chi-Chi: No..........yes there is someone elas.
Frieza: AHA! I knew it. So who is the guy?
Chi-Chi:............Chaozu.
Crowd making a shocked sound
Frieza: Holy {bad word}! You mean that little {bad word}. {Bad Word}
Chi-Chi: We don't love each other. We just "do it".
Frieza: I don't know about you but, that is some {bad word} up {bad word}.
Chi-Chi: Just don't tell Goku PLEASE!!!!
Frieza: Oh don't worry I won't **Thinking** She doesn't know this is live hehehehe.
Chi-Chi: Thank you SO MUCH!
Frieza: (Holding his laughter) No...hehehe...problem...heeheh
Chi-Chi: What is so funny?
Frieza: NOTHING! Well, that is all the time we have for today. Good night!
New Camera Man: Um Frieza.....**looks at watch and sees they still have more time**
Frieza: Yes.....
New Camera Man: That was a GREAT SHOW!!!!
Frieza: WHY YOU LITTLE!!! Wait you didn't say anything bad. Good....
New Camera Man: **Thinking** I am not going to die like that other camera man did.
Frieza: Anyway again GOOD NIGHT and Chi-Chi go away.
