Frieza Interview 2
Johnrick Fist: Is my hair ready?
Makeup Girl: Yes, it looks GREAT!
Johnrick Fist: (Looks at hair with mirror) WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS THIS?! IS THIS A GRAY HAIR?
Makeup Girl: (Looks at the hair and sees it) UM..... yea.
Johnrick Fist: Well, um.......YOUR FIRED!!! SO LEAVE YOU DON'T WORK HERE NO MORE!!
Makeup Girl running and crying.
Camera Man: Were on at 5, 4, 3, yea.
Johnrick Fist:(Covers gray hair) Hello people. This is Johnrick Fist and in any second Frieza will come in those doors and sit down right here today. Now I have been warned that he is an and I quote "A crazy mother {bad word}". But rest assure I will be ok. I won't end up being blowing up by him like John Bang.
Doors slowly open
Johnrick Fist: Oh here he comes be quite every open
Doors fling open and its...........someone elas?
Johnrick Fist: Oh. It's my special gust John Bang's brother.... Jonathan Bang!
Jonathan Bang: Where is that {bad word}.
Johnrick Fist: Right.... he isn't here right now but, he is coming soon!
Jonathan Bang: He better!
Roof is blast open and a white dark figure is coming down next to Johnrick Fist
Frieza: I am here lets get this over with.
Jonathan Bang: Well, I have some questions for you FRIEZA!
Frieza: Johnrick, who is this person over here cause I am about to kill him in about 5 seconds.
Johnrick Fist: Well, he is the.......
Jonathan Bang: I am the brother of the person you killed! REMEMBER HIM!
Frieza: Sorry I have killed so many people that I don't remember. I mean I kill at least 100,000 people a week. At least a planet a month.
Jonathan Bang: Does a John Bang ring a bell?
Frieza: No, not really. Why, do I know him?
Jonathan Bang: HE IS THE ONE WHO INTERVIEWED YOU FIRST!! DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
Frieza: Still doesn't ring a bell.
Jonathan Bang: WHY, YOU!!! (Pulls out a gun. Everyone runs and screams)
Frieza: Your an idiot if you think that "pea shooter" will hurt me hehehe.
Jonathan Bang: OH YEA!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!(Shots 6 shots at Frieza point blank in his face)
(Smoke fills the air and then clears. Everyone looking at Frieza)
Frieza: Hum... I caught them all. Is that it? You think you could have beat Frieza with a gun? I guess its my turn hehehe.
Jonathan Bang:(Sweating) No..no..no it can't be. I..I thought you be dead noo.
(Frieza lifts up his hand and blast him away)
Frieza: Ok now can we got on with this I am going to be late for a meeting.
Johnrick Fist: Right, first question if you had your own TV show what will it be called?
Frieza: Well, to answer your stupid question it be called "All about Frieza".
Johnrick Fist: (Forgetting he said "stupid question") Who do you hate the MOST? I mean you just don't like them. DO ANYTHING to get them angry or have a bad day.
Frieza: Well, if you lived under a roc for the past couple of years it be Goku and Trunks.
Johnrick Fist:(Is trying to hold his tears cause he work hard on these questions and is being made fun of) Why do you hate Goku and Trunks?
Frieza: Ok I am going to answer this question and if you ask me 1 more stupid question like that I will leave. I might not kill you I don't know yet. I hate Goku for messing up my plans on getting the Namek Dragon Balls and Trunks FOR CUTTING ME UP!
Johnrick Fist:(Getting alittle scared) Um.. I skip to the 5 fast questions. Now I give you two choices and you pick one of them.
Frieza: Ok hurry up!
Johnrick Fist: Pork or Chicken?
Frieza: Pork.
Johnrick Fist: Raw or Well Done?
Frieaza: (Licking his lips) RAW!
Johnrick Fist: Wet or Dry?
Frieza: Wet.
Johnrick Fist: A Lover or a Fighter?
Frieza: Both.
Johnrick Fist: Finally Boxers or Brifts?
Frieza: (Looks at Johnrick Fist and lifts his hand) Stupid Question {bad word} now you die {bad word} (Blast Johnrick Fist).
(Every one screams and runs away but the Camera Man who peed his pants)
Frieza: (Walks to Camera Man) What a scared piece of {bad word}. I don't think you should live. (Tail goes out and stabs through him in the chest. Camera Man falls to the floor in a puddle of his own blood. Then Frieza gets close to the Video Camera.) Well, Goku I see you didn't come. Don't worry I see you on the Jerry Springer Show AHAHAHA. (Blast the doors and he walks out.)
