Total Chaos
Well the first article is gone and this is my second one. I'll change
the articles every Thursday or every other Thursday depending on the
responses I get. This time I've got a special topic and that topic is
about one of the greatest managers to ever grace the sport of Play-By-Mail
Wrestling. Can you guess who that is? You're right...me! And these are
the reasons why I'm one of the greatest.
First of all let me start off by telling you that even though I've just
been in the IWA for 15 cycles, I've been in Play-By-Mail Wrestling since
about 1989. I started my career in the CWF (Central Division) as Mark
The Master Duchaine which I later changed to Mean Mark Duchaine. I was
there for a while and built myself up to the #8 contenders spot for a shot
at the Illinois title which is kind of like the Intercontinental title
because there were only two singles belts in this division. It was about
this time that I started looking elsewhere for a better game due to the
poor quality of the CWF. The first place I stopped was the PWA.
I started out in the SSL which was later changed to SWC due to it sharing
the same name as an IWA League. My second month I was 1-5 with Wally Brown
and I was considering leaving but I was the #1 Fan favorite so I stayed.
Well my third month I was 16-5 and I won the first ever SSL Title. Since
then I've lead wrestlers to countless titles. I've led Wonderful Wally
Brown to an unprecedented 20 Council Titles which are like League Titles
(12 were singles, 3 were Tag Titles, and 5 Were six-man). He also currently
has the BBC Council & Six-Man Titles. I've also lead several other
wrestlers to belts like Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (4 time & current Tag
Champion & Current SWC Council Champion) and his partner Buda Von Blitzen
(4-time and current SWC Tag Champion). I've also won various other titles
with other wrestlers such as Nightmare, Deadly David Death, Jerry Savage,
and Max Pain. So that gives you all the background info.
In the IWA so far I've won several Titles as well. Wonderful Wally Brown
is a former DKL League, Tag, and Six-Man champion as well as winning Gold
Federation and tying for the IWA-wide Western Title in only his second
month. Also Sir Gunther Kinderwacht was last cycles DKL Champion and has
also held the DKL TV Title. I would go into all the regionals I've won
including three in the CPL but that would take up too much time.
As far as my opponents go so far I've been tearing up the charts by
totally annhilating Kosta Efstathiou 3-1 in our FBL series after losing the
first match. The series was with ACE: Death Monger. Kosta underestimated
The Master and that was his first and last mistake as GOD of the IWA. Now
I'm GOD and he's just one of my lowly subjects. Maybe if he grovels at
my feet I may give him back his catch phrase! Then there's that loser
Timothy Bloom who's about as original as you can get. Chack out these
names for his wrestlers...Diamond Dallas Page and Bret The Hitman Hart.
Boy I bet it took him a long time to think up those. He has a real
imagination that guy. Well this month I took Timmy Bloomin' Idiots catch
phrase too. He actually had the balls to challenge me to a best there
is match which I accepted with Wally Brown against Bret Hart which I
accepted just to teach that little punk a lesson. He signs the match with
the wrong guy Jerry Savage who got a 493 instead of Brown's 496 and I
still kicked his ass!!! So he's out his catch phrase and Dripman has
nothing left. I even took his pride by kicking his wrestlers asses
consistently every month. Then you have Jason & Howie Sandberg who think
that the IWA will kiss their ass every time they speak. Well it wasn't
too long ago Jason was the only one who beat me for CPL League (494-493)
and I never forget. The next month he hightailed it out of the IWA
claiming that he was boycotting censorship even though my controversial
comments almost always got through. Yeah right he had a streak of yellow
running down his back. And then his brother Howie starts his own game and
actually invites me to join. Well I told him I'm already in the PWA and
IWA so that's a no go. He's lucky I didn't go there because I would
kick some major ass and take over his whole fed. Then finally I'de like
to talk about Brian Voytek who has the nerve to dispute my title of
Rookie of the Year and actually called me Sunshine! Well what has Voytek
won lately and what's he gonna win? He's gonna win an ass-kickin from
me if he wins anything. As for calling me sunshine, if he does it again
I'll stick his head where the sun don't shine and he won't be too happy
about it. He should keep his little fantasy's to himself if he knows
what's good for him.
So that just about sums up why I'm the GOD of the IWA, Why I'm the Rookie
of the Year, Why I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best
there ever will be, and why I'm the Master of Play-By-Mail Wrestling
undisputed. Soon you will all see the #1 Free Agent in the IWA announce
which stable I've decided to join. I can't wait to tell you and shock
the hell out of your insignificant little minds. This has been the Master
signing off with one last thought.
VS: Where winning is the tradition.
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