MONSTER ISLAND!!! |
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Ishmael fervently wished his inflamed member would silently drop into the nightfire and turn into a mammoth steak.
An unintentional mixture of copious lager and wet fish left Lionel holding a very surprised walrus in his toupee. |
There was some terrible drivel here until I decided to subscribe to an entirely superior drivel engine.
Inadvertantly Pope Ronnie "Three Hips" Snipe was relegated to division three of the Vatican AllStar IceSpanking Team. |