 elcome to Static Abyss, the website of Caroline. La bee da, bee be da! I'm Caroline, I'm uber-short and I use words like "uber" because I'm shorter than everyone else and they make me feel taller and I'm obsessed with J.C. and Lance. Why? BECAUSE I'm a girl and now I'm gonna chant "Ave Maria". AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA, AVE MARIA! Okay, done now. Oh, by the by, the links to the left don't do anything right now. SUCK MY FEMALE COCK!!!
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