I, myself, cannot answer this question. But I DO know that this show sucks ass.

Rocket Power is a dumb-ass show about four kids who live in California and participate in dumb-ass sports. Otto, Reggie, Twister, and Sam go on crazy adventures, and learn 'valuable' life-long lessons, while trying their best not to 'beef out' on a wave while surfing. I feel like I have to wash out my mouth with soap.

I'm going to list FIVE reasons why I think MAY be why this show sucks so much ass, showing why you should never, EVER watch it.

1#: The language on the show is horrible.

I mean, who the hell says 'lame-o', or 'BUUUUST!!!' Give me a break. I don't see how anyone can relate to this show with their incoherent and stereotypical 'surfer' talk. One can't count how many times a person has said 'DUDE', or 'LAME' on this show. Whenever anyone's speaking anything that makes sense, it's all crap, so it's not worth paying attention to.

#2: All of the characters look like crap.

You may have not realized it, but Otto's mouth is in need of a dentist appointment. Twister's face looks quite deformed, Reggie seems to always wear lipstick, and their father's head seems to have its own shape. The art concept of the show isn't too horrible, but I'm going to say it is, since I hate it. What race is Otto, Reggie, and Twister? Are they Hawaiian, Hispanic, or what? Who the hell even cares?

#3: They treat everyone like crap.

If anything makes this show so horrible, it's the way the main character treats people. It seems that it's 'da bomb' to laugh and criticize 'shoobies' who obviously aren't as talented as them at sports, or fail at a sport they're obviously good at. What assholes. It's true that the main character is often told that he's full of himself, and can't be perfect at everything, but they don't do a good job at convincing people that, "Don't be an asshat like Otto Rocket and mistreat those who aren't as good at things as you are." Screw that. On one episode, Otto gets a phobia of dangerous things (everything he freakin' does), and tries to avoid any of the physical activities he had done before. In one scene, Otto sees an amateur rider fall off the skate ramp. Twister encourages him to laugh at this. What the fuck?

#4: They treat their FRIEND like crap.

This confuses me. Sam Dillard, the new boy from Kansas that hangs out with the Rocket gang, takes many insults from his so-called friends. Here's a scene from one episode:

Otto: HEY SAM YOU ASS HOLE

Sam: Hi Twister, best buddy o' mine!

Twister: WHAT A NERD!!11!!11 LAME-O!!!!!111!

Reggie: OMG U GUYS LEAVE HIM ALONE ALTHOUGH THIS IS CRUEL, I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SITUATION

Otto: *kicks him in the nuts*

Sam: OW! *falls to the ground and begins to cry while writhing in pain*

Twister: WHAT A NERDY PIECE OF SHIT LET'S MAKE HIM DO OUR HOMEWORK

Okay, that didn't really happen in an episode, but that's the basic theme Nick has going on there. Sometimes, Sam just acts just as much of an ass as the other characters, so he sucks too.

#5: No one in real life does any of that shit anyway.

Who the hell wants to see a bunch of kids doing sports? When did ten and eleven-year-olds begin to play sports better than that asshat Tony Hawk? Who the hell is watching these kids when they're by themselves? The show is crap; go watch a good episode of Spongebob Squarepants and cleanse your mind of this filth.

Rocket Power Is © to those fookers at Nick. :D