Quotes
This is the page where I quoted anime shows/TV shows/movies and even books. So basically this kinda has nothing to do with my site. Jus random stuff. I emphasis I 'cause no one can sue me for stealin' 'CAUSE I DIDN'T! >]
Now, if ya have quotes of your own ya want people to see I'll be glad to post them with your name/email as proof that they're yours if ya want. ^^ Jus email them to me and I'll have them up as soon as I can.
Also, I apologize for some of them that are messed up. I can never write fast enough and keep with they said in mind cause half my mind is listening out for more quotes so I'll say this: Some are NOT word-for-word quotes! ^^ So enjoy what I have for right now and be looking for more!
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Anime
DragonBallZ
Piccolo: Uh-oh
Radditz: *lands in front of Piccolo* Excuse me for dropping in. I'm trying to find a man named Kakarrot. I though you were him . . .
Piccolo: You're excused, but maybe you should get glasses for both your eyes!
Radditz: You're a very funny man.
Piccolo: Yeah, but I wouldn't count on it. Now be off.
Radditz: *laughs* Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you? *clicks button on his scouter* Hmm, power level 322. I can tell you're not from this planet, but you'd be a fool to attack me with such an insufficient power.
Piccolo: Now listen to me. You came here! I have no interest in starting a fight!
Radditz: I do
Piccolo: *blasts Radditz* Huh?
Radditz: *smoke clears and stands there smirking* Hahaha! Goodness, you've managed to singe some of my leg hairs. Allow me to demonstrate a more effective attack. I call this one "Keep you eye on the birdie". Now, keep your eye on the birdie!
Trigun
Meryl: Ugh, boy that guy sure has a lot of nerve. Actually, he reminds me of someone I know . . .
Vash: Yeah, isn't he horrible? I think we should tell him off. Yeah, let's do that.
Digimon: Tamers
Man: So I've been thinking . . . *touches woman's hand then jerks back, blushing* Oh, oh not that . . . uh
Woman: It's cold . . . *blushing*
Man: *smiling and blinking rapidly* Uh huh . . .
Woman: *blushing* We could sit by a fire . . .
Man: *blushing too with a smile* Uh huh . . .
Woman: On a couch . . .
Man: Uh huh . . .
Woman: With me . . .?
Man: *pulls woman close*
Impmon: *hand comes between their faces with a fireball lit* A fire? Let me! Badaboom! *watches couple run away screaming* So I forgot the couch! Ah ha ha ha!
Impmon: *walks away after hearing Guilmon state that Takato was his friend* You . . . have made me sick to my stomach. I tink I'll go and puke my guts out now.
Guilmon: *sees Impmon come up to the hideout* Did you come back for more bread? *grins* Sorry, I just buried it.
Impmon: Hopin' it will grow?
Guilmon: *looking thoughtful* Oh, I never thought of that.
Impmon: *had accidentally opened the digital field and the large digimon (after teasing it) comes out of it so* Awe c'mon! I didn't mean it! I'm laughin' wit ya!
Impmon: *watching from a bush as the large digimon flies away* Uh . . . this is what ya call a tactile error.
Impmon: *after Terriermon had dropped from tree behind him* Uh? I'm seeing things. *sniffs* Either that or a dog-eared bunny rabbit jus flew by.
Beelzemon: *holding Megidramon's mouth open and away from him* This isn't a very attractive side of ya, Pineapple Head! Ugh! Now you're droolin' on me!
Makuramon: *beside Beelzemon telling him off* What are you doing?! If you don't finish this right now you'll destroy everything! You're pathetic!
Beelzemon: *still holding onto Megidramon but glares at Makuramon* Rrr, I'm not pathetic! *reaches out with free hand and grasps Makuramon's head*
Makuramon: *struggling* What are you doing?! Get your hand off of me!
Beelzemon: That's enough! *grins evilly* You talk too much, monkey boy, but you do have something I need! *crushes the head and loads the data*
Beelzemon: *just used one of Makuramon's attacks against Taomon and Rapidmon, encasing them in bubbles* Why don't you two stick around for dinner? After monkey boy, I'm hungry for rabbit stew and fried foxtail!
Henry: What is it that you want from us?!
Beelzemon: *after beating Megidramon* What I want? I'll tell ya what I want! To finish the job! Unlike you pathetic humans I keep my promises!
Beelzemon: *looking at Takato kneeling next to the unconscious Megidramon* Aw, what a cute sight. A boy and his digimon. Here, *points his guns at them* I'll put you out of your misery!
Beelzemon: *after Guilmon had deflected his attack, puts his guns away* We're not gunna do this again are we? *falls into a fighting stance*
Beelzemon: *when Takato and Guilmon biomerge* Hey, what's goin' on here, uh?
Gallantmon: *after a speech that I forgot* You will not be forgiven!
Beelzemon: You don't want to forgive me? I don't recall ever askin' you to forgive me! We'll talk about forgiveness after I've wiped you from existence!
Digimon Frontier
IceDevimon: *looking through hole on the ground and at the children* Mmm . . . fresh meat!
IceDevimon: *grinning at everyone* So tell me, you're humans are you not?
IceDevimon: But I can't leave yet because you're such unusual prey.
Loweemon: Come down here and fight!
IceDevimon: *up in the air chuckling* I got a better idea, why don't you come to me?
IceDevimon: Coward? *grins* A coward runs from pain, but I embrace it!
KaiserLeomon: How 'bout some pain for you?!
IceDevimon: Oh, delightful!
IceDevimon: Ya know, it's always better to destroy man than just one.
IceDevimon: *red jagged lines shoot all over his body* It-it's not possible! I'm cracking!!
Movies
Lilo&Stitch
Pleatley: Oh great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistible to be drawn to large cities
where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe
Jumba: Eeheh! When you're ready to give up, just let us know!
David: How's it--Nanni?
Nanni: Oh, did you catch fire again?
David: Nah, just the stage. Listen, I was wondering . . . if you weren't doing anything . . .
Nanni: David I can't. I--I got a lot to deal with right now . . .
David: I know. I just figured that maybe sometime--
Nanni: *sniffs him* You smell like a lawnmower!
David: *sniffs himself then shrugs*
Nanni: Look, I gotta go. That kid at table three is throwing poi again! Maybe some other time okay?
David: *looking depressed*
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
David: *flips his hair and smiles* She thinks it's fancy?
Pleatley: *after having head chomped on by Stitch* All is well! Please, go about your business! I'm okay!
Nanni: Ah! Your head . . . looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually . . . she's just ugly.
Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nanni: Nah. The manager is a vampire and he wanted me to join as a leech of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it!
Jumba: Eeheheh! This little girl is wasting her time. 6-2-6 cannot ignore it's destructive programming! *turns and sees Pleatley looking himself in a mirror with the black wig on* What are you doing?
Pleatley: *stuffs the wig and mirror behind his back* Nothing!
Jumba: Eh, say! I want to try it on!
Pleatley: No!
Jumba: Share! *pounces Pleatley*
Pleatley: Hey! You're just jealous cause I'm pretty!
Jumba: *trying to find Stitch who is hiding from him* I had planned on giving you my good looks, but let's face it. *lifting things* Something-- went wrong . . .
El Dorado
Tulio: You gave me loaded dice? *bumps into a guard* Have gave me loaded dice! Guard, arrest him!
Miguel: You dare to impute my honor? He was the one cheating! Arrest him! He tricked these sailors and took their money!
Tulio: Oh, now I'm the one who's cheating? *spins Miguel around to show his reflection in a guard's body armor* Take a look in the mirror, pal!
Miguel: You better give back their money or I'll-- *pulls sword from a guard's sheath* En guard!
Tulio: En guard yourself for I will give you a quick and painless death! *pulls dagger from another guard* . . . *looks at it then tosses it over his shoulder* But not with that!
Miguel: *running up to a mess of vines* C'mon, Tulio! We'll follow that trail!
Tulio: *arches an eyebrow* What trail?
Miguel: *pulls out sword and starts swiping at the vines* The trail, that we blaze! *vines fall to reveal a stone wall*
Tulio: . . .
Miguel: *turns and points into another direction with the sword* THAT trail, that we blaze!
Bring It On Again
Tina: Listen Freshman, I put you in that uniform and I can take you right out of it! Call them out or you're off the team!
Whittier: Then I'm off the team!
Tina: W-what?
Whittier: You heard me. I quit!
Monica: *raises hand with smiles* I quit too
Greg: That's right! *walking past Tina* I quit too!
Tina: Greg, you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship!
Greg: That's right! *backing back past Tina* I'm saying here, but under a cloud of shame!
Whittier: *watching the softball team lose* Our team sucks.
Boy: Whittier, quit worrying about the game and enjoy the sunshine.
Whittier: *looks up* The sun sucks.
Boy: Whittier, don't you know that the sun is Nature's Prozac?
Whittier: Do you really think the SUN is going to make me feel better about giving up the most important thing in my life?
Boy: No, but I'm out of real Prozac so you're going to have to deal with it.
Whittier: I've ruined my career as a cheerleader, I've ruined my relationship with Derek. I could have had a boyfriend! I've ruined my entire life!
Monica: Yeah, I feel better. Anyone want to hit the library?
Boy: *rises hand* Oh, I'll go with! This place is starting to weird me out anyway. Women's softball . . . I just don't get it.
TV Show
Jerk Chicken and Friendly Fish
Boy: *strings guitar once* La-
Chicken: *appears and stops him* Pipe down, Jr.! You're not the only one in the park today!
Chicken: *spots a squirrel carrying a nut* DROP the nut!
Squirrel: *drops nut*
Chicken: That's private property, mister! *walks away*
Squirrel: *joins a mother and child* Jeez, what a jerk!
Mother: yeah!
Baby: *pulls out pacifier* You said it!
Boy: *walks over* Hey, he was right! I'm not the only one in the park today!
Squirrel: *throws nut at the boy*
Boy: *gets hit in the head* Ow!
Dog/Robber: *whimpering as he runs around with Fish on his head then slams into a tree where he's covered in a pile of acorns*
Squirrel: *runs over and points* That's private property, mister!
Fairy Odd Parents
Cosmo: *points to the fairy on the wheel that is continuously spinning* Look at him go! And go!
Jorgen von Strangle: You're right! *flexes arm* My might muscles have spun the wheel too hard!
Mr. Crocker: Good news children! *opens oven and pulls out a stack of paper with fat red Fs on them* The F's are in! *takes a big whiff* Mmm, smell those hot fresh Fs! Hmm, wait a minute! *looks under a few sheets* This one smells like an A+!
Mr. Turner: The good toilet seat?! *gasps* She totally digs your teacher!
Mr. Turner: *looks Mr. Crocker up and down* Those eyes, that hair, that figure! Oh-my-gosh! It's worst than I thought! He's gorgeous!
Mrs. Turner: *showing Mr. Crocker around the house* This is the den . . .
Mr. Turner: *glaring after Mr. Crocker* Which is mine!
Mrs. Turner: And here's the bedroom . . .
Mr. Turner: Also mine!
Mr. Crocker: *lead to the bathroom and the plant he's holding beeps* Fairies!
Mrs. Turner: Nooo, the bathroom!
Mr. Turner: *still glaring* Which is mine!
Brittany Brittany: *walks into the kitchen after coming back from the bathroom and holds up a green button* Only the most adorable button and I found it on the bathroom floor!
Mr. Turner: *across the table* Which is mine!
Mr. Crocker: *sliding across the bathroom then hits two fairies' ice cream cones* Ahh!! Ice cream!
Mr. Crocker: Ahh!! Can't see but there's fairies! I'm whiffing them!
Timmy&Cosmo: *about to be eaten by birds* Ahhh!!!
Wanda: *appears sitting in a reciner with a box of popcorn on her side* Oh for Pete's sake!
Cosmo: Who's Pete? *narrows eyes* Someone I should know about?!
Roach: *after Timmy wishes it to become smart so he can know what he's thinking, it stands up and pulls out a bazooka* World domination! *glances at the bazooka and quickly walks off*
Him: Wanda?! Do my eyes perceive the love of my life that I lost to Cosmo who married the one I lost so she stayed lost me?
Timmy: *tied up as he writes down the events of what's happening around him* Roaches continue to show single mindedness. *glances at Cosmo who is tied up next to him* Cosmo continues to show empy mindedness.
Cosmo: *making static noises on the phone to Wanda* Uh, you're breaking up! *roaches engulf him gradually* I'm going through a tunnel! *covered* Ahh! This tunnels itchy!
Him: *just been rejected by Wanda and he lifts up a mirror and looks on in agony* No *suddenly smiles handsomely in the mirror* No!!
Couple of Fairy Girls: *after roaches had been transported to the Fairy World, they fly out of Him's tent* Ew! Ew!
Him: *flies out engulfed in roaches* Ladies! Come back! Under my crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover! *roaches take over*
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