days until i am 21!

This certifies that I, heather,
Have Become Cooler
Than I was Before

Who is that, rampaging over the freeway?
It is Heather, hands clutching a burning branch!
She bellows apocalyptically:
"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path with God on my side!!"

so, if you want to find out about the summer day camp then jesus loves you!


this was great... actually, the answer rather surprised me...
who would have guessed i was an obsessive-compulsive schizotypal?
the magic 8-ball of rabbits and his sidekick duck...go on, ask them anything, i have...
always did want one of them russian mail-order brides...
eternally damned? going to hell? plan now! discover what level of damnation awaits!
this is like mchale, aziz, jeremy, and me all in one, and very angry at everything... it rocks!
disagree with anything i say? then this is the place for you...

people think my site is totally cool!
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