Commander Jachobs

One wonderful day in Omni-Entertainment 1, Omnis were peacefully blowing each other's brains all over the arena, when a group of Clans decided to tromp all over their fun. Ganking the people in mid fight and clearing out the arena, the Clans had made themselves a pest that must quickly be removed. Whilst the plot and calls went out to drive the clan away, one of our superiors, Commander Jachobs, came down for a visit. This was no ordinary visit however; he came to free the arena of the Clan's grasp. While we were completely capable of handling this situation ourselves we let Commander Jachobs take over. Despite Commander Jachobs commands for the Clan to leave, they did not. And so, even while in 75% gas, the Commander initated combat with several of the Clanners. By this time, I myself had arrived to witness the can of who0p ass being opened on all the Clanners. Unfortunatly, it did not occur to me to take screenshots at that moment, I wouldnt take any until later. Several times the Clans grouped and attacked the Commander, at one point even getting him down to 2/3 HPs. It was no luck for them however; with several heals being cast on the Commander (as if he needed them) and the Commanders return fire, the Clans quickly dropped in numbers. Some died, many simply ran in fear. It was a triumph for Omni-Tek. However, some Clans simply would not leave. And so the Commander called in his reinforcements. Two or so Elite Female Guards dropped in and blew the Clanners away! It was a marvelous site. As quickly as they came, they quickly were dismissed. At one point a very troublesome and possibly masochistic (the Commander, despite my own opinion, believes he's simply just stupid) fixer came and harassed our great leader. Commander Jachobs however would not sto0p to his low level of insults, and instead simply blew his head off. The fixer, obviously being no match for our Commander, would grid himself out as so0n as his HP dropped to0 low. Finally, as all the Clan had disappeared and all was stable again, the Commander began to take his leave, when again, he was confronted by this medling Clan. He gave the Clan one final warning: Apparently the previous beatings hadn't been enough. We all assumed it would be just like the other fights: Jachobs kicking ass, Libtec fleeing. However, Commander Jachobs is no pansy, and it would appear that this whole time he had been holding back. Within five seconds, he had added another dead Clanner to his list. The situation stabilized, the Commander was again about to take his leave when word arrived of Clan murdering Omni-Trade's guards. We all followed the Commander on his investigation of this crime. We marched through Omni Entertainment 1 to the trade whompa, Commander Jachobs at the head of the line. (I was however running ahead every now and then to snap a shot) A rather annoying Neutral Engineer was being a nuissance during this whole spectacle. I saluted the Commander as he quickly put the Neutral back in his place. After asking the Commander to hold for a minute for me to take a screenshot, or as he likes to call it, a holophoto, we proceded to the Trade District. (Unfortunatly, I seem to have "misplaced" the screenshot that I to0k). Efficently, he screened the guard for information. Everything checked out fine, and the Commander returned to the Entertainment District. The excitement seemed to die down, and we followed the Commander back to the Arena. It came time for me to go, and I offered my services to the Commander. I saluted seeing as he was a superior officer, and handed him my card. With that, I left. Quite and honorable character, that Jachobs, and quite a eventful day.

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