The world was a mass of blurry shapes. They were all the color of blood. Human blood. Saiyan blood. Between his serrated jaws he held a dead woman, her screams silenced, her agony ended. Swinging his head from side to side he accidentally let her slip out of his grip and she flew a sizable distance away. He got so distracted while tracking her, every sound was too loud, every smell more potent than before, that he ended up leaving her where she landed. He explored till the moon disappeared in its nightly course around the planet and then he was no more.
Blissfully unaware of his nightly excursion, young Kakarott stepped out of his grandfather's house. He quickly spied a corpse lying in the road. Flying over to it, he saw that it was torn and gnarly; it had even been run over by the sparse traffic that went through at breakneck speeds in the dead of night. He failed to notice a flaming collision in the ditch on the other side of the road, the smoke having blown downwind from him; he was so awestruck by the lifeless being before him. He ran inside the house only to come back with a camera.
The next day he went to ChiChi's house and sang her a song:
Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin, sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
Twisted body, chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
ChiChi's eyes rolled back and she hit the floor.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not to be confused w/ Nothing Records. 'I saw your mommy' is a song by Suicidal Tendencies.
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
