On the car ride up to Houghton, I had a very interesting conversation with my carmates. We had just left McDonald's, and it came to my mind that it would be an awesome idea to have a Christian fast food restaurant. Then, I was told that there is one: Chick-Fil-A. Yeah, well, we can still make one, right? Think about the opportunity you have right there to spread God's Word. Come on, scriptures on the cups, a little testimony of faith on the french fry containers, and instead of "Place Burger Here" on the burger wrapper, they could make a heart and write "Place Jesus Here." That way, people on the run would receive a quick little sermon.

On the other hand, Satanists would also be able to take advantage of the fast-food ministry. How would they attract people, you ask? Sure, their burgers would be so charred that you couldn't recognize them, but they'd still have an appealing factor. Everything on the menu would be $6.66. Sounds expensive? Well, regardless of what you order and how much, the total would always be $6.66. Shoot, that's very economical. And the french fries? They'll scream bloody murder as you eat them! At first it might be discomforting, but you'd find it amusing, eventually.

So, not only can fast food restaurants be used to promote Christianity, it can also help serve the Satanist agenda.

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