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Last updated: 6/14/03 @ 9.26 PM
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...Requests...
satisfaction guaranteed... jumperZ 4 ever: I SHALL MAKE YOU FAMOUS!
Mr Snakes 2345:
And you see Caitlin
Mr Snakes 2345:
I have a larger dream
jumperZ 4ever:
oh really?
Mr Snakes 2345:
a dream so large and grand that it cannot be imagined
Mr Snakes 2345:
it is so huge
jumperZ 4ever:
wow...
Mr Snakes 2345:
that if I tell you
Mr Snakes 2345:
you cannot tell anyone
jumperZ 4ever:
okay
Mr Snakes 2345:
It is a secret so large scale
jumperZ 4ever:
okay okay...
Mr Snakes 2345:
that the world would melt upon its release
Mr Snakes 2345:
You see caitlin
Mr Snakes 2345:
what I wish to do
Mr Snakes 2345:
what I wish to achieve
Mr Snakes 2345:
is a place in your website.
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dreamyangel209: put something by MEEEEEEEE
dreamyangel209: on there!
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readinggirl88 & geeterbug87: put us in the hall of fame!!
-~-
wstsidesweety15: put me on ur website!!
-~-
BlackMagic0089: ooh I have a question
BlackMagic0089: Will you put me on ur site cuz I love you!
-~-
jumperZ 4 ever: she's on the
"page of honour"
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: (AKA my website)
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
wow, she must be important...
jumperZ 4 ever: ya
jumperZ 4 ever: only IMPORTANT ppl are allowed the supreme privilege of being put on my website
:rolls eyes:
jumperZ 4 ever:
meaning anyone who asks to be put on there
jumperZ 4 ever:
doughnut juice:
i am on there too ya know
doughnut juice:
lol
jumperZ 4 ever: i know
jumperZ 4 ever: you're one of the lucky ones
Study Hall/School conVersations.....
nobody is gonna get these but me and lucy... but owell. in the following
notes, you will see what a 2 hour study hall can do to you when you've finished
all of your homework and have nothing else to do...............
this pretty much sums it up:
jumperz4ever: i think i'm gonna make a webpage devoted to out study hall conversations! lol
putt3not: and then one person a month will go to it and only get a slight chuckle out of our oddball convos and deranged insults... it will just be lost in "space" (cyberspace...). such a sad story (how you cry)
jumperz4ever: awwww... 
don't be soo pessimistic! lots of people will come........ they just probably won't
get anything on it!
10/10/02: 2:29 P.M. almost 3/4ths of the way through one of many torturous 2hr study halls....
jumperZ 4ever: why do u pronounce arkansas
'arkansaw', but u pronounce kansas 'kansas'?
putt3not:
b/c somebody came along one day and thought he sounded smart when he pronounced it
'arkansaw' so it just stuck with everyone...his name was johnny
jumperZ 4ever:
yeahhh...alrighty JOHNNY... how do u know anyway? are u related to him or
somethin?
putt3not:
sure am... i have a question for u. why don't we pronounce maryland 'merry land'? its such a happy name! why
maraland?
jumperZ 4ever: b/c it was named after mara land... some lady that settled it
putt3not:
ur stewpid!
jumperZ 4ever: so r u!
johnny!
10/29/02: 3rd period study hall...
jumperZ
4ever: hi!
putt3not:
hello!
jumperZ
4ever: how are you?
putt3not:
good.
jumperZ
4ever: that's VERY good. me? i'm GREAT. never been better :rolls eyes:
putt3not:
well, let's cut through this thick slice of cheese you are placing before this
oh so interesting conversation and get right down to the nitty-gritty (i love
that expression... i don't use it enough. well that's certainly about to
change)! i can't be the conversation starter... we need a really catchy and
interesting subject... like mothballs or those NASTY chicken nuggets from Chick-Fil-A.
they CLAIM they are healthy and boneless! and then one afternoon you are sitting
at the lunch table and BAMM.... what do you have?..... A BONE!! that's just
nasty... let's just get down to the nitty-gritty okay caitlin?... you don't feel
GREAT (and you sure don't look it either! HAHAHAHAHA).
single digot:
note from carolyn: well,
something saying you are weird and CRAZY goes here but I can't think of
anything, not without spice..
jumperZ
4ever: ya... well i can
(maybe) come up w/ something that has sPiCe... i'm sure Chick-Fil-A has a
disclaimer somewhere saying that while 99.999999% of their chicken is boneless, there
is a *slightly* MINUTE chance that you may be part of that pathetic .000001% that will always
find bones in their chicken and never have a say in how it's cooked.
such a
sad, Sad, SAD story... but you must admit, while the occasional bone might
appear, they are MUCH healthier than Mickey-D's chicken nuggets ... and you
know what's in them.......:smiles evilly: Plus... (you don't exactly look the
best either! i mean, come on! your hair's a mess and that shirt's sooo wrinkled!
yeesh...) LOL
1/9/03: this is crazy!!! (5th pd. [physics]... that's why, i s'pose)
jumperZ 4ever: so...
jumperZ 4ever: what's up?
JoCaldwell14: the sky
jumperZ 4ever: and the stars
jumperZ 4ever: and the moon and the sun
jumperZ 4ever: and other planets
JoCaldwell14: and other celestial beings
jumperZ 4ever: and various space trash floatin around out YONDER!!!!!!
jumperZ 4ever: hahahahhahaa
JoCaldwell14: no! No!
NOOOOOO!!!!!
JoCaldwell14: :makes sounds as if slowly and savagely murdered:
jumperZ 4ever: muahahahahahhahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!
JoCaldwell14: i don't understand... you're not supposed to either, you evil celestial lady of the milky way trying to rule the universe..
jumperZ 4ever: no! nobody is supposed to know about my vile, evil, dastardly plan! i shall have to go away into the mountains to recoup and form a NEW, MORE evil, vile, dastardly plan! i shall harness the energy of all the celestial beings floatin around out 'yonder' (!) and RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil grin:
JoCaldwell14: :silent hysterical laughter: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!! you can't! you mustn't! we are doomed! i must learn to be a jedi in order to stop you, my vile, evil, dastardly friend. :changes to perky voice: oh, and don't say 'yonder'.
thanx! :changes back to evil again: aha! that is how you entered our universe. earth being an opened system (according to mr. bowie) and all. i know your WHOLE plan now! hahhahahahhahha!!!! all i need now is some space trash to get rid of you forever!!!!!
jumperZ 4ever: oh! i have failed! i shall dismiss and go into the "holler" and remain galadriel.... no.., wait, i'm not galadriel! but who am i? my name is...um....ahh.. i guess i have received a temporary memory loss from my earlier hysterics. forgive me. :sighs: i have failed. forgive me.
JoCaldwell14: i have won! i have succeeded! congrats to me! ha ha ha ha, lady no-name, you lose! my ring and i are too powerful for you, muahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha.... i shall stay and remain eowyn, leader of all people. :gasps: oh no! alas! i have revealed my true identity! owell, i still have my ring! ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha....
jumperZ 4ever: :to self: she has the precious... we must gets the precious... :changes into gollum and rips the ring away from eowyn, runs away: yesss... at long last we haves the precious again
JoCaldwell14: NNOOOO! you vile, evil, dastardly lady/gollum!!! i WANT MY RING!!!!!! :calls horse: haslefed! come! we must catch her! :leaps gracefully up on her horse and catches up with the evil, vile, dastardly lady/gollum, who cowers in a corner: ha! i've got you now!
jumperZ 4ever: oh no you dont! :puts on ring, transforms into very "pulchritudinous" yet E-VILE queen/princess or some other form of high royalty: you shall fear me NOW!!!! :grows to over 50 ft tall and a sceptre appears out of nowhere which spurts fire out of one end and ice out of the other: i am meriandra, and soon i shall be queen of the UNIVERSE!!!!! MUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! :laughs evilly/hysterically while eowyn and horse cower into the trees:
JoCaldwell14: what??!?! ruler of the universe?!? noo, you will not rule.. :becoming more and more braver, while horse runs away:
not while i am here on this earth with my companions. oh yes meriandra, i DO have companions backing me up, unlike you! you are all ALONE... go back to the shadows! :rises to the
height of meriandra and a sapphire-hilted sword appears in her right hand: companions! show yourself and beat this vile, evil, dastardly lady of doom! :all 9 companions of the lotr fellowship appear, w/ all the citizens of rohan (including the riddermark) as well as
jedis and luke, leia, and han solo:
jumperZ 4ever: ah... alas. i suppose i shall concede defeat :wipes a tear threatening to spill from eye, while pressing buttons on the sceptre behind her back: you win... i admit.. :suddenly a shadow covers all and bullets rain from the sky, along with fire and liquid hydrogen, killing/freezing/melting/burning all but meriandra and eowyn: well, well, well.. looks like it's back to you and me again.. :grimaces: let's settle this with a fair and equal ability contest... but what? :pauses to think a minute: i know!:
A THUMB-WAR CONTEST!!
JoCaldwell14: oh fine, fine, but you know i'll win. i ALWAYS do
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2/12/03: study hall :yet again:
jumperZ 4 ever: i need an idea for a quiz!!
putt3not:
do an 'all about lucy' quiz... every single question pertains to me and my wonderful life...
jumperZ 4 ever: oooh.... that's good!!! (no... i really mean it!) make one and i'll put it up
putt3not:
i will... when i finish my hw, i will do that... you'll probably flunk it. you don't know me at all!!!! no one knows the real lucy! muahahaha
jumperZ 4 ever: uh huh.. yeah, you've got an entire criminal record and all that... riiight
.... nah, you're just an average girl from borin ole reidsville... ah well, atleast it's on the map, unlike where i lives (which merely has the reputation for being the moonshine capital of the WORLD...) (what a *wonderful* thing to be known for :rolls eyes:)
putt3not:
AVERAGE!!!!!! i will grow up to be something honorable and wonderful, while you will be feeding the cows in ole snow creek..... reidsville is the north star of NC... everywhere i go, when i tell ppl i'm from there they go: "aint that the north star of NC??" and i go: "yup.. that's it!"
jumperZ 4 ever: hahahahaha... NOT. I REFUSE to milk cows!!! (not like i do anywayz but stilllll!!) weeeelll.... if you ever become famous... you wont forget lil ole me, who made your life miserable
putt3not:
esyay ouyay idday!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: hahahaha
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in physics one *not so fine* day....
jumperZ
4 ever: so... posses cause
gang warfare??
caramumbabumba88:
alas.. we do.. all we can
do now is cry, cry, cry, cry!
caramumbabumba88:
it makes me want to cry,
cry, cry, cry!
jumperZ 4 ever:
ah well.... we shall have to live up to our name! *gets out bat and swings hard*
jumperZ 4 ever:
yeeesss.... let's find us some gangs to fight around here!
caramambabumba88:
ok caitlin, that's just
scary, but with my blesséd bat i'm sure we would win anyway..
jumperZ 4 ever:
but of course! we cannot lose! we are, after all, the POSSE! not a mere
posse of rabble-rousers (?), we are THE supreme, elite, world renowned,
bestest-of-the-best POSSE!!
jumperZ 4 ever:
losing is not an option.
caramumbabumba88:
ha.
10/25/02: 9:57
P.M. an excerpt from a very long conversation......
jumperZ 4ever: how long/in depth was ur outline?
jumperZ 4ever: 4 govt
readinggirl88: of course
jumperZ 4ever: ?
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: yup
readinggirl88: pretty in depth
jumperZ 4ever: oh
jumperZ 4ever: ...
readinggirl88: like seven pages in depth
readinggirl88: yeah
jumperZ 4ever: no
readinggirl88: how long was yours?
jumperZ 4ever: you're not serious
readinggirl88: serious
jumperZ 4ever: w....h.....o.....a.......
jumperZ 4ever: mine was 2
readinggirl88: WHOA
jumperZ 4ever: :hides in corner:
readinggirl88: HAHA
jumperZ 4ever: :trembling:
jumperZ 4ever: :don't hurt me:
readinggirl88: hhahahhahahha
jumperZ 4ever: :screams silently:
jumperZ 4ever: :sweat pouring:
readinggirl88: yeah ill smother you with paper
readinggirl88: NO OILLLLLL
jumperZ 4ever: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
readinggirl88: it's exxon valdez
jumperZ 4ever: hellppppppppppp
jumperZ 4ever: meeeeeeeee
jumperZ 4ever: SHUT UP
readinggirl88: that's for all those birds
readinggirl88: and otters
jumperZ 4ever: SHUT UP
readinggirl88: stay down you evil exxon
jumperZ 4ever: SHUT UP
jumperZ 4ever: AHHHHH
jumperZ 4ever: YOU'RE FREEKING ME OUT
jumperZ 4ever: ive done like 0 research
jumperZ 4ever: im going to fail
jumperZ 4ever: :panics:
readinggirl88: AHHHHhh now look who's freaking: meeeeeeeeeee
readinggirl88: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: right
readinggirl88: :screams insanely:
jumperZ 4ever: :rolls eyes:
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: you, sb?
jumperZ 4ever: freak?
jumperZ 4ever: WoOoOoWwW
readinggirl88: :lifts eyebrows:
jumperZ 4ever: lol
jumperZ 4ever: hahahah
jumperZ 4ever: sry
readinggirl88: :sticks nose in air:
jumperZ 4ever: couldnt help but be a lil sarcastic there
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
readinggirl88: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: but seriously..... 7
PaGeS?????
readinggirl88: seriously
jumperZ 4ever: maaannnnn
jumperZ 4ever: you're crazy
readinggirl88: it was nine double spaced so i had to 1.5 it
jumperZ 4ever:
AHHHHHHAAAAHHHH
jumperZ 4ever: help me
readinggirl88: hehe
readinggirl88: ::bwahahahhah::
jumperZ 4ever: :seriously hides under rock in corner:
jumperZ 4ever: :trembling:
readinggirl88: ::seriously blasts rock to bits::
jumperZ 4ever: :DONT FAIL ME!!:
jumperZ 4ever: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jumperZ 4ever: wait...
jumperZ 4ever: that didnt make sense
jumperZ 4ever: owell
readinggirl88: huh??
jumperZ 4ever: :shrugs:
readinggirl88: hehehe
readinggirl88: NO
jumperZ 4ever: :runs to corner to hide under
impenetrable boulder:
jumperZ 4ever: LOL
readinggirl88: ::gets out wrecking ball::
jumperZ 4ever: NOOOOOOOOOOO
jumperZ 4ever: :runs far far away:
readinggirl88: ::you can run but you can't hide::
jumperZ 4ever: :AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
jumperZ 4ever: :looks around for place to hide:
jumperZ 4ever: :AHA!:
jumperZ 4ever: :goes into cave:
jumperZ 4ever: cant get me
now! hahhaha
readinggirl88: we'll
see about that!
readinggirl88: ::evil
laughter::
just an
afterthought for those of you who care (any takers?): both of us got the highest
grades in the class on our outlines. ironic, huh?
11/12/02: another one of lucy and my crazy conversations : GapBb14: ANOTHER THING TO ADD TO YOUR PROFILE!!!
GapBb14:
yo
GapBb14:
this is joe
jumperZ 4ever: hey
jumperZ 4ever: eh
GapBb14:
i took your quiz
jumperZ 4ever: who?
jumperZ 4ever: aah
jumperZ 4ever: wait
jumperZ 4ever: this is megan right?
GapBb14:
dont fool around wit me missy.. this is joe.. yas knows me
GapBb14:
jumperZ 4ever: right
GapBb14:
how ya doin sweet thang
jumperZ 4ever: right
GapBb14:
thats aint no answer.. answer me hunny.. you aint stupid or nuttin are ya
jumperZ 4ever: maybe
jumperZ 4ever: lol
GapBb14:
well i like my gurls stupid.. that more stupider the more better
jumperZ 4ever: right
jumperZ 4ever: im gonna block you!
GapBb14:
NO.. PLEEZZEE HUNNY GIVE MEA ONA MORA CHANCESA
jumperZ 4ever: no!
jumperZ 4ever: tell me or i'll block you!!!!!!!
GapBb14:
i am sorry
jumperZ 4ever: surre...
jumperZ 4ever: lol
jumperZ 4ever: but tell me
GapBb14:
well bye suga lumpkins.. my gf sheryl is a callin me.. dont tell her you bin talkin to me.. she will kick me
out tha houz.. and then i will be in big truble.. i wont have nowhere to go ..
jumperZ 4ever: well boo hoo
jumperZ 4ever: i'll tell her
GapBb14:
haha
GapBb14:
HAHA
GapBb14:
hahah
GapBb14:
HAHA
GapBb14:
HAHA
GapBb14:
ahh the humor
jumperZ 4ever: you are CRAZY
GapBb14:
gg... talk to ya lata suga!!!
11/15/02: an excerpt from a very detailed conversation in which kyle tells of his plan to take over the government..
jumperZ 4ever: did you take govt over the summer?
Mr Snakes 2345:
yes
jumperZ 4ever: lucky
Mr Snakes 2345:
and I plan to take over the government next summer
jumperZ 4ever: impressive
jumperZ 4ever: how?
Mr Snakes 2345:
with the use of my vile and dastardly plans and genius scheming. First off, I will take over our miniscule teaching facility, and use the teachers as hostages to get the president to give me food products.
jumperZ 4ever: wow
Mr Snakes 2345:
After this, I will use the food to sprinkle over the entire town, thus causing billions of bacteria to take over the streets
Mr Snakes 2345:
They cannot defeat me
jumperZ 4ever: lol
jumperZ 4ever: what about us?
jumperZ 4ever: the little people?
jumperZ 4ever: will we die?
Mr Snakes 2345:
I will therefore go away from the town and live in the white house, where I will befriend W. and become his compadrade
Mr Snakes 2345:
you?
Mr Snakes 2345:
Har har har
Mr Snakes 2345:
of course not!
jumperZ 4ever: lol
Mr Snakes 2345:
I will place you in safety
receptacle bins
jumperZ 4ever: okay
Mr Snakes 2345:
where you will live safely until you waste away from atrophy
jumperZ 4ever: ah
jumperZ 4ever: sounds great
jumperZ 4ever: no plans to take over the world here
Mr Snakes 2345:
well Caitlin...we're all diverse
jumperZ 4ever: yup
Mr Snakes 2345:
which is beautiful in its own way I suppose...
jumperZ 4ever: thank goodness for that
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
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12/28/02: 9.15 P.M.... more action-packed conversations between myself and sara t...
stupid2155:
now we need a plan of attack
jumperZ 4ever:
hmmm
jumperZ 4ever:
i know!
jumperZ 4ever:
drum roll..
stupid2155:
what
stupid2155:
boomboomboom
jumperZ 4ever:
DOUGHNUT JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4ever:
hahah
stupid2155:
yes we can put a sleepin potion in it and trik them lil security guards!!!!
stupid2155:
(are there security guards?)
jumperZ 4ever:
lol
jumperZ 4ever:
security guards?
jumperZ 4ever:
where?
jumperZ 4ever:
aahhhhhhh
stupid2155:
over there! LOOK OUT!!!!!!
stupid2155:
I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4ever:
aahhhhhh
jumperZ 4ever:
:dives to the right of the guard:
stupid2155:
(in the backround: george george george of the jungle strong as he can be! awawawawawahhhhh! look at for that tree!)
stupid2155:
*SPLAT*
stupid2155:
ouch
jumperZ 4ever:
lol
stupid2155:
did you escape?
jumperZ 4ever:
yep
jumperZ 4ever:
by the skin of my teeth
stupid2155:
you have skin on your teeth? wow
stupid2155:
i wish i did!
jumperZ 4ever:
lol
jumperZ 4ever:
yup
jumperZ 4ever:
im special
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12/29/02: 1.30-ish... the oh-so-quotable caroline...
jumperZ
4ever: yeah, and he fell down verry far and landed on the satellite dish
below... then the pole fell on him.. poor guy
NOT hahahaha
dumblondie890:
whoa...
dumblondie890:
i thought you were gonna say he fell on the satellite dish and somebody changed
the channel and it zapped him..
jumperZ
4ever: hahahahaha
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12/28/02:
8.30-ish.... blackmail is a wonderful thing..
jumperZ 4ever: haha
jumperZ 4ever: poor y'all
jumperZ 4ever: this one will be verrry hard to live down
heyhokie:
ok
jumperZ 4ever: i feel so lucky
jumperZ 4ever: you dont have any blackmail on me
jumperZ 4ever:
heyhokie:
i can get some
jumperZ 4ever: how?
jumperZ 4ever: what have i done that's even
mildly
embarrassing?
jumperZ 4ever: around you that is
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
heyhokie:
i will find out
jumperZ 4ever: maybe so
jumperZ 4ever: good luck
jumperZ 4ever:
heyhokie:
ok
jumperZ 4ever: who are you going to get it from?
jumperZ 4ever: you cant prove it if you havent seen it
heyhokie:
i have some people
jumperZ 4ever: ??
jumperZ 4ever: like who?
jumperZ 4ever: my parents?
jumperZ 4ever: (and caro)?
jumperZ 4ever: they can prolly tell you some
heyhokie:
i have some people
jumperZ 4ever: but i can always deny it
heyhokie:
ok
jumperZ 4ever: well who?
jumperZ 4ever: if it's nobody i know then it's not gonna make a difference
heyhokie:
i have some people that know u
jumperZ 4ever: well who?
jumperZ 4ever: you're starting to scare me
jumperZ 4ever: do you have hidden cameras put in my
house
jumperZ 4ever: ?
jumperZ 4ever: aahh
heyhokie:
yeah
jumperZ 4ever: wonderful
jumperZ 4ever: now to find them...
heyhokie:
i was j/k
jumperZ 4ever: lol i know
jumperZ 4ever: i was being sarcastic
jumperZ 4ever: as usual
jumperZ 4ever:
jumperZ 4ever: but the question is not if they know me it's if I know them..
jumperZ 4ever: who cares if i dont know them
jumperZ 4ever: cuz i'll prolly never meet them anyway
jumperZ 4ever: so you need to get blackmail from more reliable sources
jumperZ 4ever: lol
heyhokie:
i have reliable sources
jumperZ 4ever: well who are they?
jumperZ 4ever: or are you just bluffing?
jumperZ 4ever:
heyhokie:
i am not going to tell then u will try
to black mail them
jumperZ 4ever: well at least tell me if i know them?
heyhokie:
u do
jumperZ 4ever: do i know them well?
jumperZ 4ever: or do i just know who they are?
heyhokie:
well
jumperZ 4ever: um
jumperZ 4ever: ok
jumperZ 4ever: hmm
jumperZ 4ever: then it must be family
jumperZ 4ever: time to start bribing...
heyhokie:
ok
jumperZ 4ever: so it is family?
jumperZ 4ever: ??
heyhokie:
i never said that
jumperZ 4ever: well then who-
jumperZ 4ever: ohhhhh
jumperZ 4ever: joanna
jumperZ 4ever: yep
jumperZ 4ever: thats who it is
jumperZ 4ever: am i rite?
heyhokie:
im not saying
jumperZ 4ever: if so she's got no blackmail on me
jumperZ 4ever: so its not worth trying
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: now that ive eliminated all possibilities for you what are you gonna do now?
heyhokie:
i am not telling
jumperZ 4ever: cuz you dont know
jumperZ 4ever: right?
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
heyhokie:
i do
heyhokie: know
jumperZ 4ever: well give me a hint
jumperZ 4ever: plz?
jumperZ 4ever:
heyhokie:
no
jumperZ 4ever: plz???
heyhokie:
no
jumperZ 4ever: i'll let up on the joanna thing...?
heyhokie: no
heyhokie:
i dont care it does not bother me anyway
jumperZ 4ever: uh huh
jumperZ 4ever: then you must not have a plan
heyhokie:
what
jumperZ 4ever: for blackmail
jumperZ 4ever: well well well
jumperZ 4ever: what are you going to do?
heyhokie:
i dont know
jumperZ 4ever: hehe
jumperZ 4ever: i will not let myself be lead into a trap
jumperZ 4ever: so unless you surprise me you cant do anything
jumperZ 4ever:
heyhokie:
ok
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1/3/03, 6.30 or so... and the follow up to the above conversation...
JoCaldwell14:
i think it was me who he was talking about
HockeyChik1425: yep me too
JoCaldwell14:
very interesting
HockeyChik1425: he denies it tho
JoCaldwell14:
but he hasn't asked me anything
HockeyChik1425: good
HockeyChik1425: if he does...
HockeyChik1425: you dont know anything
HockeyChik1425: hehe
JoCaldwell14:
but i could tell him
JoCaldwell14:
some things....
HockeyChik1425: about what?
JoCaldwell14:
hehehehehehe
JoCaldwell14:
bwahahahaha
JoCaldwell14:
my secret!!!
HockeyChik1425: your secret my butt
HockeyChik1425: hehe
JoCaldwell14:
you're just scared about what i know
HockeyChik1425: nothing as bad as the one ive got on him
HockeyChik1425: and boy is it the best one ever
HockeyChik1425: NOTHING and i mean absolutely NOTHING can top it
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12/29/02: lunch time....... ugh... who likes taco bell anywayz?
jumperZ 4ever:
yep.... fajitas
dumblondie890:
oooohhh... fajitas
jumperZ
4ever: ooh... fajitas
dumblondie890:
oooooooooooh...... fajitas!
jumperZ
4ever: :BURRRRRPPPPPPP:
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........... fajitas
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1/2/03: well sarah...
you got ur wish
dreamyangel209:
I have a penguin flying over my computer!
dreamyangel209:
i really do!
jumperZ 4 ever: what?
jumperZ 4 ever: why?
dreamyangel209: because it has it's arms out and it's smiling and looks happy! so it is flying!
jumperZ 4 ever: LOL
dreamyangel209:
My friend the penguin has ALWAYS wanted to fly!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
dreamyangel209:
but since penguins can't ::sniff sniff::
jumperZ 4 ever: that's pretty good
jumperZ 4 ever: hehe
dreamyangel209:
since MY penguin can fly, he deserves to be on your web site!
jumperZ 4 ever: hehe ok ok
dreamyangel209:
i have a SPECIAL penguin!
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1/3/03: ali's obsession w/ the french guy!
wstsidesweety15:
FRENCHIE!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever:
lol
jumperZ 4 ever:
excited are we?
wstsidesweety15: lol i need him i want im o baby o baby
jumperZ 4 ever:
haha
jumperZ 4 ever:
well...
jumperZ 4 ever:
wait 6 more months and you can see him
wstsidesweety15: god he was so cute and so french and this summer i will know more french
jumperZ 4 ever:
haha
jumperZ 4 ever:
good luck
jumperZ 4 ever:
what are you going to do if he's not there?
wstsidesweety15: i will die of lack of frenchness
jumperZ 4 ever:
aww
jumperZ 4 ever:
well, instead of camp, maybe you and lizzy should go to france for a week
wstsidesweety15: i wonder if french guys are good french kissers
jumperZ 4 ever:
lol
jumperZ 4 ever:
i wouldnt know
wstsidesweety15: i shall ponder that thought for eternity or until i kiss frenchie
jumperZ 4 ever:
haha
wstsidesweety15: *jumps up
and down in chair but misses once and butt falls flat and smacks the floor profanity heard in the background*
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1/16/03: the obsession list! lol
jumperZ 4 ever: i sense an obsession coming on
jumperZ 4 ever: lol j/k
GapBb14: haha
GapBb14: i do too!
GapBb14: lotr
GapBb14: southern quiz
GapBb14: ahh
GapBb14: crazy jokes in study hall
GapBb14: ahh
GapBb14: cheese
GapBb14: haha
jumperZ 4 ever: cards..
jumperZ 4 ever: pens..
jumperZ 4 ever: they're
like already common knowledge tho lol
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1/16/03: suuthern? proud of it! kkk? ohhh no..
GapBb14:
i think someone would have to be a hick and in the kkk to get a 100 on your quiz
GapBb14:
haha
jumperZ 4 ever: hahahahahha
jumperZ 4 ever: that's pretty good
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: proud member of the kkk for 100%
correct
jumperZ 4 ever: hehe
GapBb14:
fur real!!!! i know
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
GapBb14:
that would be scary
GapBb14:
if someone like that
GapBb14:
took your quiz
GapBb14:
it would be like whoaa
GapBb14:
haha
jumperZ 4 ever: im not even THAT southern
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: and im pretty DANG suuthern
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
GapBb14:
i know! lets keep things that way!!!! SAME HERRRRE
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
jumperZ 4 ever: go us
1/17/03: hmm.. this is interesting
doughnut juice:
bangbangbang
doughnut juice:
boomboomboom
doughnut juice:
ouchouchouch
doughnut juice:
owowow
doughnut juice:
moomoomoo
doughnut juice:
kickkickkick
doughnut juice:
shutshutshut
jumperZ 4 ever: upupup
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
sarasarasara
doughnut juice:
nownownow
doughnut juice:
ohohoh
doughnut juice:
kaykaykay
doughnut juice:
iii
doughnut juice:
amamam
doughnut juice:
shutshutshut
doughnut juice:
inginging
doughnut juice:
upupup
doughnut juice:
nownownow
jumperZ 4 ever: lollollol
jumperZ 4 ever: okokok
jumperZ 4 ever: iii
jumperZ 4 ever: getgetget
jumperZ 4 ever: thethethe
jumperZ 4 ever: pointpointpoint
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1/16/03: around
lunchtime (breakfast in the case of myself lol )
doughnut juice:
::CLEARS THROAT::
doughnut juice:
LADIES AND DUCKS OF ALL AGES
doughnut juice:
I PRESENT TO YOU:
doughnut juice:
SUPREME SMARTYPANTS THE FIRST!
doughnut juice:
::TRUMPETS PLAY IN BACKGROUND::
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
(SSP TALKIN') HELLO HELLO, THANK YOU, QUIET DOWN NOW EVERYONE
jumperZ 4 ever: :round of applause and a standing ovation:
jumperZ 4 ever: WOOOOO
doughnut juice:
I AM HERE TONIGHT ON A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION
doughnut juice:
::CLEARS THROAT::
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY SMARTY
jumperZ 4 ever: :in unison:
doughnut juice:
QUIET DOWN PLEASE, I KNOW YOU LOVE TO SEE ME IN PERSON BUT PLEASE QUIET DOWN...
jumperZ 4 ever: WHAT!!??
jumperZ 4 ever: :in unison: fine
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
::ANNOUNCER COMES BACK
ONTOSTAGE::
doughnut juice:
EVERYONE...UH...HERE'S THE SHOW!
doughnut juice:
::JUGGLES::
jumperZ 4 ever: that's all?
jumperZ 4 ever: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jumperZ 4 ever: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jumperZ 4 ever: we want SMARTY!!
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTY!
jumperZ 4 ever: !!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
::TAP DANCES::
jumperZ 4 ever: :crowd goes wild:
jumperZ 4 ever: boooooooooooooooooo
doughnut juice:
::SMARTY COMES BACK::
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTY!!!!
doughnut juice:
HANG ON
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: oh smarty?
jumperZ 4 ever: where are you???
doughnut juice:
I'M HERE
doughnut juice:
JUST HAD TO TAKE A QUICK STOP IN THE POWDER ROOM
jumperZ 4 ever: woooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
NOW...UH...WHAT WAS MY MISSION AGAIN?
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
OH DEAR I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS...
jumperZ 4 ever: uh oh
doughnut juice:
OH YES! I REMEMBER!
jumperZ 4 ever: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTY!!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
PLEASE GIVE THE ROANOKE EXPRESS A BIG CHEER! I AM GOIN TO BE THE GOALIE TONIGHT!
doughnut juice:
TADA!
jumperZ 4 ever: WHOA.....
jumperZ 4 ever: SMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTYSMARTY!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: YAY SMARTY!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
NOW FOR MY WARMUP...I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO SHOOT SOME AGAINST ME!
doughnut juice:
ANY VOLUNTEERS?
doughnut juice:
ANYONE?
jumperZ 4 ever: :small voice in the crowd:
jumperZ 4 ever: I will!
doughnut juice:
AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
jumperZ 4 ever: little betsy diito
jumperZ 4 ever: :and turns out she's not so little:
jumperZ 4 ever: :a HUGE ditto comes walking out:
doughnut juice:
OH UH....ALRIGHT THEN UM...::CLEARS THROAT::
jumperZ 4 ever: hi!
jumperZ 4 ever: can i try?
jumperZ 4 ever: can i can i can i?
jumperZ 4 ever: huh huh huh?
doughnut juice:
BRB
jumperZ 4 ever: waitttttt!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: i wanna practice!!
jumperZ 4 ever: plz????
doughnut juice:
UMM...NO NO PRACTICE SHOTS...ONLY ME!
jumperZ 4 ever:
aww.....
jumperZ 4 ever: let me
try 1??!!??
doughnut juice:
ARE YOU YELLOW???????????
doughnut juice:
1 PRACTICE AND THATS IT
jumperZ 4 ever: what kinda question is that?
jumperZ 4 ever: ok
jumperZ 4 ever: yay!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: thank you SMARTY!!!!
doughnut juice:
YELLOW AS IN COWARDLY!
doughnut juice:
MUAHAHAHA
jumperZ 4 ever: :runs over and gives big bear hug to SMARTY, nearly smashing him flat:
jumperZ 4 ever: i wuv you!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: (j/k)
doughnut juice:
UH...OUCH?
jumperZ 4 ever: hahaha
jumperZ 4 ever: here we go!
jumperZ 4 ever: :pulls out ENORMOUS hockey stick and teeny puck:
jumperZ 4 ever: :she hits it so hard that it slams into SMARTY and embeds itself into his protective padding:
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
OUCH?
doughnut juice:
CALL....ANYONE
doughnut juice:
::SHRINKS INTO A MIDGET AND SLIPS ON THE ICE::
doughnut juice:
::SITS AND CRYS FOR A BIT BEFORE TRANSFORMING INTO A HUGE MONSTER!::
doughnut juice:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
doughnut juice:
I WILL GET YOU NOW!
doughnut juice:
GET INTO THE GOALIE AREA! LET ME SHOOT ON YOU!
doughnut juice:
MUAHAHAHA
jumperZ 4 ever: oohh
jumperZ 4 ever: yay!!!!
doughnut juice:
BRB
jumperZ 4 ever: :runs over and hugs the monster:
jumperZ 4 ever: i wuv you too!
(j/k)
jumperZ 4 ever: :slides over to the goalie area:
jumperZ 4 ever: ok ok ok im ready!
doughnut juice:
HANG ON
doughnut juice:
okay, lemme take a practice shot
doughnut juice:
JUST 1
jumperZ 4 ever: ok
doughnut juice:
MUAHAHAHA
jumperZ 4 ever: go ahead!
jumperZ 4 ever:
doughnut juice:
::POSITIONS SELF AND SWINGS HARD::
doughnut juice:
::PUCK DOESN'T MAKE IT HALFWAY TO THE
GOAL::
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
doughnut juice:
UHOH
jumperZ 4 ever: that wasnt very good
doughnut juice:
AT LEAST I WILL BE GOALIE AND NOT SHOOTIN AT THE
GAME 2NITE!
doughnut juice:
LEMME TRY AGAIN
jumperZ 4 ever: hopefully you can stop the puck
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: even if you cant hit it
doughnut juice:
::SWINGS AND THIS TIME MISSES THE PUCK ALTOGETHER AND FALLS FLAT ON HIS BOOTY::
jumperZ 4 ever: hahahahahahah
jumperZ 4 ever: you're really bad!!!!
doughnut juice:
WELL, UH...I STOPPED YOURS...
jumperZ 4 ever: good thing you had padding
jumperZ 4 ever: cuz if you didnt...
jumperZ 4 ever: well...
jumperZ 4 ever: you'd be in the ER by now
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
YEAH...NO JOKE
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
MUAHAHAHAHA
jumperZ 4 ever: soo
jumperZ 4 ever:
now that that's over
doughnut juice:
YEAH...SUPREME SMARTYPANTS IS ON HIS WAY TO HOSPITAL NOW...BUT HE IS STILL PLAYIN TONIGHT!
later... 2 spectators talking about the upcoming game
jumperZ 4 ever: is SMARTY ok?
doughnut juice:
UMM....
doughnut juice:
THEY WOULDN'T LET ME SEE HIM
jumperZ 4 ever: did they tell you anything?
doughnut juice:
THEY SAID HE IS GONNA BE READY TO PLAY TONIGHT...OR AT LEAST AS READY AS HE'LL EVER BE...
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: ok
doughnut juice:
WOOHOO
doughnut juice:
jumperZ 4 ever: well then he's better?
jumperZ 4 ever: somewhat?
jumperZ 4 ever:
doughnut juice:
HE'S BETTER EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE IS KNOCKED OUT...
jumperZ 4 ever: oh
jumperZ 4 ever:
well that could present a problem
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
yeah...he'll come to in a while tho
jumperZ 4 ever: ok
jumperZ 4 ever: well that's good to know
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1/20/03: poor sara..
jumperZ 4 ever: what happened to you??
doughnut juice: i swallowed a hockeypuck
jumperZ 4 ever: what?
jumperZ 4 ever: how?
jumperZ 4 ever: are u ok?
doughnut juice: you really wanna know?
jumperZ 4 ever: ya
jumperZ 4 ever: i guess
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice: OF COURSE I AM NOT OKAY I SWALLOWED A
HOCKEYPUCK!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
jumperZ 4 ever: well you're obviously not in the ER right now
jumperZ 4 ever: so u must be @ least 'tolerable'
jumperZ 4 ever:
doughnut juice: well, these flying chimpanzees...they landed on the net around the hockey rink and well...
doughnut juice: they began to throw hockey pucks at the crowd...
jumperZ 4 ever: whoa
jumperZ 4 ever: isnt that illegal?
jumperZ 4 ever: they could kill somebody!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice: and everyone yelled, "DUCK!"
doughnut juice: i am sure it is illegal but can you really arrest a chimp?
jumperZ 4 ever: true true
jumperZ 4 ever: owell
jumperZ 4 ever: keep going...
doughnut juice: well, anyways, i said, "can't
y'all dimwits see i am a GOOSE!"
doughnut juice: then i opened my mouth to say more and...you know...
jumperZ 4 ever: ooooo
jumperZ 4 ever: pooor sara
jumperZ 4 ever:
jumperZ 4 ever: that felt good
jumperZ 4 ever: im sure
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice: then they wheeled me away on one of those hard hospital things and...
jumperZ 4 ever: hahaa
doughnut juice: then it went BLACK and i don't remember anythin else...
jumperZ 4 ever: woooow
doughnut juice: i just remember i didn't get much sleep...
jumperZ 4 ever: that sounds... um.. interesting
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice: i needed a puck head hat...
jumperZ 4 ever: well obviously
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
jumperZ 4 ever: yeah
jumperZ 4 ever: those things were funny
doughnut juice: well, they need to know what it REALLY feels like...
jumperZ 4 ever: ya
doughnut juice: then they wouldn't be wearin' hats sayin, "COME ON! HIT ME IN DA HEAD!"
doughnut juice: i think i qualify for one but
NOOOOO...
doughnut juice: ::sigh::
jumperZ 4 ever: haha yeah
doughnut juice: it was bad...
1/23/03: barn parties are AWESOME!!
jumperZ 4 ever: are yall comin to the barn partay tonite?
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
geeterbug87:
oh yeah I'll bring my white sparkly plastic disco suit
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: ok good
jumperZ 4 ever: noo
jumperZ 4 ever: wait
geeterbug87:
and don't forget the platforms
jumperZ 4 ever: @ this disco u hafta wear overalls and farm-y stuff!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: but keeping with the disco theme... i guess the other stuff would work too
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
readinggirl88:
im bringing my straw hat and tobaccy
jumperZ 4 ever: hehe
jumperZ 4 ever: dont worry..
jumperZ 4 ever: i have...
jumperZ 4 ever: moonshine too!
readinggirl88:
and the moonshine
jumperZ 4 ever: but dont tell anybody
jumperZ 4 ever:
geeterbug87:
we have to go and collect our costumes now
readinggirl88:
cya ate the barn!
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1/23/03: more
craziness from sara and meself!
jumperZ 4 ever: i can imagine
doughnut juice:
no you can't
jumperZ 4 ever: yes i can
jumperZ 4 ever: !!!!
doughnut juice:
because i said so
doughnut juice:
no you cannot
doughnut juice:
i will call my troops
jumperZ 4 ever: YES i CAN
doughnut juice:
TROOPS, SEIZE HER!
jumperZ 4 ever: nnoooooooooooooooo
doughnut juice:
::hamsters run up and give caitlin a BIG hug::
jumperZ 4 ever: ill call the security guards!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: ewwwww
jumperZ 4 ever: get off me!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: nowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
NOOOOOO!!!! not THOSE troops...the OTHER troops
doughnut juice:
::lizards and creepy-crawlies attack::
jumperZ 4 ever: i'll call em if you dont call off these evil disgusting things!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: Oh Security Guards!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
if you did YOU would be in danger as well...
jumperZ 4 ever: noooo
doughnut juice:
too late...
jumperZ 4 ever: ever heard the power of bribery?
jumperZ 4 ever: they're paid to help me
jumperZ 4 ever: until i cut off the cash flow..
jumperZ 4 ever: muahhahahahahhahaha
doughnut juice:
how much are they paid an hour?
jumperZ 4 ever: uhhhh
jumperZ 4 ever: $0.25
doughnut juice:
muahahahaha
jumperZ 4 ever: (they dont mind working for almost nothin)
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: i might give them a raise
jumperZ 4 ever: if im feeling generous
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
oh security guards...you are WAY too underpayed...lets say...$0.75 an hour
doughnut juice:
::they agree::
jumperZ 4 ever: ok
jumperZ 4 ever: how bout a $1 raise?
doughnut juice:
haha NOW look whos eatin dirt
jumperZ 4 ever: to $1.25 per hour?
jumperZ 4 ever: :ooh yay, they say:
jumperZ 4 ever: now who's eatin dirt?
doughnut juice:
$8.00
doughnut juice:
::definitely::
doughnut juice:
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: $25 for crying out loud
jumperZ 4 ever: :ooohhh money!!:
doughnut juice:
$50!
jumperZ 4 ever: nuh uh
jumperZ 4 ever: $100
doughnut juice:
::oh gracious one::
jumperZ 4 ever:
but of course
jumperZ 4 ever: i know i am
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
$150!
jumperZ 4 ever: $155!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: (but it cant go higher than $1000)
doughnut juice:
$1 million gazillion trillion billion thousand hundred zillion dollars a SECOND!
jumperZ 4 ever: that's a lil ridiculous
jumperZ 4 ever: dont ya think?
jumperZ 4 ever: besides
jumperZ 4 ever: you dont have that much $$ do u?
doughnut juice:
are you tellin me i spent all that time typin and you won't let me do that?
jumperZ 4 ever: yup
jumperZ 4 ever: muahaha
doughnut juice:
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME! I HAVE HIDDEN SOURCES OF MONEY...UNDERGROUND...
doughnut juice:
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT...
jumperZ 4 ever: uh huh
jumperZ 4 ever: thats what they alll say
jumperZ 4 ever: even me on occasion
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
no, but really...
jumperZ 4 ever: but we both know that's a horrible, evil lie
doughnut juice:
i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
doughnut juice:
muahahahahahaha
jumperZ 4 ever: yep
jumperZ 4 ever: suure
jumperZ 4 ever: like i believe that
doughnut juice:
well, ya should...
jumperZ 4 ever: nope
jumperZ 4 ever: owell
jumperZ 4 ever: forget them security guards
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
doughnut juice:
okay, i admit it...i don't have it! waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::cowers in corner and cries::
jumperZ 4 ever: hahhhhaahhhaaaaaahhhaaaaaaa
jumperZ 4 ever: what did I tell YOU?
jumperZ 4 ever: huh?
jumperZ 4 ever: :time to rub it in:
jumperZ 4 ever: MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
doughnut juice:
PLEASE DON'T RUB IT IN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jumperZ 4 ever: YES
jumperZ 4 ever: I SHALL RUB IT IN.....
jumperZ 4 ever:
lol
doughnut juice:
::runs and hides behind rock and
becomes invisble::
jumperZ 4 ever: (i love blackmail!)
jumperZ 4 ever: :-D
doughnut juice:
ooh, see the club floatin in the air....CRACK! (over caitlin's puny head!)
doughnut juice:
NOW who's laffin?
jumperZ 4 ever: ouch?
doughnut juice:
yes.....OUCH! muahahahaha
jumperZ 4 ever: did i ever tell you i have a REALLY hard head?
jumperZ 4 ever: cuz i barely felt
it..
jumperZ 4 ever: oh.. that could also be
jumperZ 4 ever: cuz i have a HELMET on
jumperZ 4 ever:
:-D
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: see?
jumperZ 4 ever: :lifts helmet w/ big dent in the top of it off head:
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1/24/03: it's soo
fun to torment joanna
jumperZ 4 ever: i aint flying!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: i refuse!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: j/k
jumperZ 4 ever: j/k
jumperZ 4 ever: j/k
JoCaldwell14:
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
jumperZ 4 ever: LOL
JoCaldwell14:
go away
jumperZ 4 ever: AINT!!!!!!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: haha
jumperZ 4 ever: it AINT gonna happen
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
jumperZ 4 ever: j/k
JoCaldwell14:
AAAHHHHHH
JoCaldwell14:
oh go away
jumperZ 4 ever:
JoCaldwell14:
leave me in peace
jumperZ 4 ever: noo
jumperZ 4 ever: im here to torment you
JoCaldwell14:
ciao
jumperZ 4 ever: my sole duty in life
JoCaldwell14:
ciao
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
JoCaldwell14:
ciao
JoCaldwell14
signed off at 12:03:33 PM.
jumperZ 4 ever: well bye then!
hmph!
jumperZ 4 ever:
:highly insulted:
-~-
more craziness from sara...
Sk8boardGC:
skoshy chingoos
HockeyChik1425: ????????????????????????????
Sk8boardGC:
skoshy chingoos
Sk8boardGC:
skoshy chingoos
Sk8boardGC:
i dunno?¿?¿?
HockeyChik1425: and what may i ask does that translate to?
HockeyChik1425: tehe
HockeyChik1425:
Sk8boardGC:
um...skoshy chingoos?
HockeyChik1425: in english, plz..
Sk8boardGC:
skoshy chingoos
HockeyChik1425: AACKKKKKKKK
HockeyChik1425: WHAT DOES THAT MEANN???????
HockeyChik1425: TELL ME
HockeyChik1425: I MEAN IT
HockeyChik1425: NOWWWWWWW
HockeyChik1425: :ahem:
Sk8boardGC:
i dunno
Sk8boardGC:
seriously
Sk8boardGC:
i just said it
Sk8boardGC:
ur the only person that has ever heard it b4!
HockeyChik1425: mkay
HockeyChik1425: so.. it's just a product of your hyperactive imagination?
Sk8boardGC:
yup
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LimeSkyMB:
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A BLONDE MOMENT!
jumperz4ever: thats sad
jumperz4ever: cuz u know what?
LimeSkyMB:
i'm not blonde?
jumperz4ever: ur a BRUNETTE
LimeSkyMB:
lol
jumperz4ever: haha
jumperz4ever: u got it
Other Mildly Comedic
Anecdotes
these are, in other words, more inside jokes that -more than likely- nobody but me and a few other select people will get.. such is the way of inside jokes..
blue chick624:
HAHAHAH
blue chick624: MY PLAN IS WORKING
blue chick624: FOREVER SPREAD MY CAKE!
blue chick624: MUAHHAHAHAHA
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stupid2155: i am in 2 chatrooms, i am talkin to you, and i feel confused
stupid2155: help would be nice
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JoCaldwell14:
aawwwww, theyz gonna get cho
jumperZ 4 ever: i be scared
JoCaldwell14:
lol
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
JoCaldwell14:
good, you should be
JoCaldwell14:
they're coming
jumperZ 4 ever: aahhhh
jumperZ 4 ever: run and hide
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
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Blue Chick 624:
GO FORTH
jumperZ 4ever: MUAHAHAHA
Blue Chick 624: AND MAY THE FOCE-A BE WITH YOU-A
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caramumbabumba88: 20 slaps with a sponge bob cheese nip...
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readinggirl88: :mesmerized: those are beautiful dots...
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dumblondie890:
oh no!
dumblondie890:
i've caught the ugly!! aahhhhhh!!!!!!
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readinggirl88: instead of "my dog ate my homework" my bunny did
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jocaldwell14: that's so... post-apocalyptic!
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stupid2155: muahahahahaha.....i will RULE the world with doughnut juice!
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BlackMagic0089: I'm mildly comedic!
BlackMagic0089: wahoo
BlackMagic0089:
jumperZ 4 ever:
hahaha
jumperZ 4 ever:
i think you made it past 'mildly'
jumperZ 4 ever:
lol
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putt3not: tequila
mockingbird?
putt3not: don't
you mean to kill a mockingbird?
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geeterbug87: LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH SOME WORDS OF WISDOM......
geeterbug87:
SITTING ON A CORN FLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME
geeterbug87:
I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
geeterbug87:
SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN I'M CRYING
geeterbug87:
(IT'S A BEATLE'S SONG)
geeterbug87: I AM THE WALRUS COO COO CA CHOO
geeterbug87: stupid bloody tuesday man you've been a naughty boy you've let your face grow long
geeterbug87: i am the egg man ooooooooooooo ia am the egg man ooooooooooo i am the walrus coo coo ca choo
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readinggirl88: cheese!! STRING cheese!!
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JoCaldwell14:
thank you
jumperZ 4 ever: no
jumperZ 4 ever: thank you!
jumperZ 4 ever: yep
jumperZ 4 ever: totally
JoCaldwell14:
you sound like a sales clerk
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single digot: dang! redneck robert e. lee is rasslin' yankee belle peggy sue in the fried possum bar!
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putt3not: has
anyone ever told you out of the blue that you look like a chicken?
putt3not:
'girl, you got some chicken legs!'
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doughnut juice: ya know what?
jumperZ 4 ever:
wut
jumperZ 4 ever:
?
doughnut juice: cheese is CHEESEY
jumperZ 4 ever:
wooooow
jumperZ 4 ever:
didnt know that one
jumperZ 4 ever:
lol
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jumperZ 4ever: a cause for CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!
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stupid2155:
my name is THE PIZZA BOY!
jumperZ 4ever: what
the heck..?
stupid2155:
or i could be jimmy..
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jumperZ 4 ever: i could neevveer live up north
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
readinggirl88: ME EITHER NO WAY
jumperZ 4 ever:
toooo cold
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
readinggirl88: with all those YANKEES
readinggirl88: hehe
readinggirl88: j/k
jumperZ 4 ever: id almost rather go further south!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol seriously!
jumperZ 4 ever: hahaha
readinggirl88: me too!!!!
jumperZ 4 ever: lol
readinggirl88: back to my "roots"
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stupid2155: guess whos back back again i am back tell a friend guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back....THE PIZZA DUDE!
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readinggirl88: :snort:
readinggirl88: :snort:
readinggirl88: that's
:laugh giggle snort snort giggle laugh snort:
readinggirl88: :SNORT:
jumperZ 4ever:
LOL!
jumperZ 4ever:
that's HILARIOUS!
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putt3not: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
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HockeyChik1425:
JOANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!
HockeyChik1425: you had better talk to me or i'll go completely southern on you
HockeyChik1425: (even more so than normal!!)
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Sk8boardGC: yeah, the best part of my day was when me and this other dude caused a holdup in the hall..
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Sk8boardGC: i ran into three people and tripped on stairwell C AGAIN today
Sk8boardGC: i am the school klutz
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putt3not:
oh no!
putt3not:
someone's missing their cheese!
putt3not:
caitlin
must have stolen it
putt3not:
CAITLIN!!!
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stupid2155:
i feel so loved!
stupid2155:
oh my GOSH
stupid2155:
wowowowowowowowow
jumperZ 4ever: oh... i've made someone's life a little bit brighter!
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putt3not:
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putt3not:
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putt3not:
(cluster of stars)
jumperz4ever:
???
jumperz4ever:
what
the heck is that supposed to mean???????
putt3not: it's
like one of those things that is so random that it makes you laugh for hours
jumperz4ever:
:after staring at the note for about 5 minutes:
jumperz4ever:
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
jumperz4ever:
I GET
IT!!!!!!
jumperz4ever:
YAY!!!!!
jumperz4ever:
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