The LOTR Addicts' Page

You dress your children up as Hobbits for Halloween.

You dress your children up as Hobbits and it isn't Halloween.

You lose your wedding band and roam around the house calling out for your Precious

You get up early with your significant other to watch a beautiful sunrise and all you can think is, A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.

You've re-watched every commentary on the FOTR EE at least five times.

You have searched everywhere online, trying to find out where you can buy a weta.

You rub hair tonic on your feet.

You find yourself imitating Sean Astin saying "get down!" (from the cast commentary)

When you are cooking dinner and someone comes up and asks you what you are making, you reply: "Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..."

Tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy bacon is your favorite breakfast.

You wonder how the heck they got potatoes and tomatoes in Middle Earth in the first place.

You rename your house Bag End

You own a replica One Ring - and are afraid to put it on.

You have considered naming your next child Sam, thinking that your significant other will never figure out that you lifted the name from LOTR.

You want to live long enough to celebrate your eleventy-first birthday.

You don't know how to play chess, but you'd consider learning if someone would buy you the LOTR chess board.

You absolutely love mushrooms.

You insist on having Second Breakfast.

You have never been able to look at spiders quite the same way since reading The Two Towers.

You make up your own rules to Tig and play it on a regular basis.

You look at your large feet and short stature and begin to wonder if you could be part Hobbit.

You see a certain coziness to living in a hole in the ground.

You never wear shoes.

You learn the dance that Frodo was doing at Bilbo's birthday party.

You have taken to calling people "fool"

You have a license plate that says "GNDLF"

You want to retire in Rivendell.

You watch Gollum eating the fish and are never able to go near sushi again.