Waiter! Bring Me Water!

Shania Twain

Yeah
Oh

He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Oh, over my shoulder
Oh, over my shoulder

I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new he wanted to
Know…her 
Know…her 

Oh, yeah
Then she flicked her hair (yeah!)
Oh, yeah
He began to stare

Waiter! (Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
Oh, oh

I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Hold…her
Hold…her

Oh, yeah
I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!)
Oh, yeah
She's still standing there

Waiter! (Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) 
Bring me water!
Oh, oh

Yeah
Huh

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water!
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!

Uh, bring it on!
Oh…
Oh
What's so hot about her
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Waiter! Bring me water!)
Gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) oh
(Bring me water!)
I send him back to school, oh
(Waiter!) oh
(Bring me water!)
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) huh
(Bring me water!)
Waiter! Bring me water!