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Auto response from sngglgrls (10:01:25 PM): Wendy's run for the Goobie Butt :-P:-D
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RoyHoo32 (11:39:06 PM): see, im gonna have buds inhigh places, its people like you that will put my name on the top
of organ transplant lists
NadineB05 (11:39:17 PM): HA HA HA
NadineB05 (11:39:20 PM): I am a designer
RoyHoo32 (11:39:42 PM): damn, well, you can design me an organ
NadineB05 (11:40:00 PM): HA
NadineB05 (11:40:04 PM): yeah out of paper!
RoyHoo32 (11:40:48 PM): well, unless i meet a hot nurse @ the betty ford clinic, i wont have any other chance on getting my name
on the top of the list, so why not
RoyHoo32 (11:40:55 PM): i can be your best piece of art...
NadineB05 (11:41:15 PM): HA HA HA HA HA
NadineB05 (11:41:17 PM): KID
NadineB05 (11:41:20 PM): you KILL ME

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Auto response from Cutiecupid15 (7:09:23 PM): today is andrew chesser appreciation day, if you see him (and are hot) you
should do whatever he says
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LCnsg05 (3:33:33 AM): i think they wiped some afro sheen on that burger to cook it
RoyHoo32 (3:33:45 AM): whats afro sheen?

(Time Passes for the defenition of Afro-Sheen) RoyHoo32 (3:37:22 AM): so there is some marketable value remaing in afro-sheen now that the 70's are over, and the children of
afro-sheen selling parents now have a turkey on the table and a car in the garage?
LCnsg05 (3:37:59 AM): yup
RoyHoo32 (3:38:07 AM): ill-be-damn
RoyHoo32 (3:38:12 AM): well, good for them
LCnsg05 (3:38:58 AM): you can go into that business
RoyHoo32 (3:39:03 AM): i could use some, i am a pretty white, il have to keep my eye out for it in my friendly
ghetto neighborhood liquor & gun store
RoyHoo32 (3:39:35 AM): do you know anyone in the afro-sheen busniess, so that i might be able to get my foot in the door.
LCnsg05 (3:40:25 AM): nah, but i'll holla at my boyz
RoyHoo32 (3:40:32 AM): tx, your the best
RoyHoo32 (3:40:45 AM): funny, i had always thought they just used that chia pet crap
LCnsg05 (3:40:47 AM): what would you call your line of afro sheen?
RoyHoo32 (3:41:00 AM): umm, let me think
RoyHoo32 (3:41:12 AM): cracka paste