Full name: Sir Matthew Vincent Kerns, Major General, APO Army (commanding officer 24th APO
            Infantry Division)
    Birthday:  I can neither confirm of deny the existance of a birthday.  However, I was "born" on
            the same day (not the year) as the first National League no-hitter (it was before 1900, so if
            you find another date after that, it's not the same one).  Or when Cliffs notes were first used in
            schools.  Also, the BBC first ordered 13 episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus on this date.
    Other names people call me: Maverick, Eagle2, "The Gentleman," G. I. Joe (APO Nickname),
           Gambit (APO Family nickname.  Now I just need a Rogue...)
    Place of Birth: Virginia Beach, VA
     Status:  Currently single

    Favorite sports: NASCAR, baseball, football
    Favorite teams: Hendrick Motorsports, Baltimore Orioles, Washington Redskins
     Favorite athletes: Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Cal Ripken Jr., Art Monk

    High School Alma Matte: Kempsville High School, Virginia Beach, VA
    University: Christopher Newport University Captains, Newport News, VA
    Major: History
    Current Employment: Event Staff at the Freeman Center, Interpreter Ranger Chippokes Plantation
              State Park
    Home church: Kempsville Church of Christ (check out their website)

    Music groups/artists: John Williams, Randy Edelmen, U2, John Mayer, Vertical Horizon
    Movies:The Patriot, Saving Private Ryan, Gettysburg, X-Men, The Matrix, Gladiator, Finding
             Forrester, Bicentennial Man, American Beauty, James Bond, Gods and Generals, We Were
             Soldiers
    TV shows (when I can): The West Wing, JAG, Whose Line is it Anyway? (Both versions), Star
            Trek (All series)
    Favorite Actors: Mel Gibson, Tom Hanks, Jeff Daniels, Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery
    Favorite Actresses: Anna Paquin (X-Men, Finding Forrester) (PICTURE PAGE!), Claire Daines,
            Kirsten Dunst, Claire Forlani

    College organizations: Alpha Phi Omega at CNU, Alpha Delta Xi
     My car: 1994 Ford Aerostar Minivan... yeah, I hear the snickers.  But how often do you see cops pull
            over a minivan? ;-)  Besides, this baby has
     Hobbies: Amateur radio (callsign KG4DJV), road trippin', camping

    Favorite sayings: "Moron!"
            "It's all good."
            "Bad cop, no donut!"
            "That's it. You, out of the gene pool!"
               "And you are an idiot..."
            "Yeah... about that..."
            "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..."