ok, i've got a little story to tell. last march i went to a car dealership, looking to buy a car. i looked around for a little bit, then this salesman comes up to me. his name is benny, and he has an accent, cause he's from upstate new york. he's only beena car salesman for 2 week, before that he sold carpets(i think that's kinda funny). since he's new, you know he's gonna be pretty desperate to sell a car, cause he wanted to keep his job. so, i see this nice, black sporty dodge neon i like. so, we go fill out the paper work and everything, and go for a test drive. we get back, and we're about done with the deal, and then some guy comes up to him and tells him that car is already sold. i've been there for about an hour and 45 mins by this time. so, he goes and brings up this blue dodge neon, that i really don't like. it' looks like a family car, with 4 doors, and it's alot more expensive. but i need a car so i thougt i would take it. so, i have to sit through about 30 mins of him changing the paper work, and then i had to go to the loan place to work on my loan. i've been here for about 3 and a half hours so far. so i have to sit there another 30 mins before i can see the guy to start more paper work. this entire time, i'm thinking i can't afford this different car. so, i go and fill out some of the loan form, but it's late, so i only fill out part of it. so, on the way home i decide i can't afford it, so when the guy calls me the next day, i make up a bullshit story about getting laid off, so i can't afford the car. he tells me to come down the next day to pick up my deposit check of 69 bucks. so, i go down there the next day, and he sees me, and the second he sees me he hops in a car to go for a test drive with some people. i sit around for awhile, and then have someone working there page him. he shows up about 30 mins later. he talks to me for awhile about where i'm gonna work. i tell him that there's no other 40 hr a week jobs to get(mind you, i'm lying the entire time). so, he asks if i would like to work there, and that way i can get the car still(desperate salesman, eh?). so, i tell him i don't want to drive 30 mins to work everyday, but he doens't listen to me, and he goes to talk to the guy who could give me a job. luckily the guy isn't hiring anyone at that time, so i got out of that easy. so, benny goes to get my check, but he realizes that there's no one upstairs to sign the check, so he can't give it to me. so, i'm still working 40 hours a week, and it's kind hard to get back to the place in time to get my check mind you, so i don't go to get it. and one saturday morning about 9, he calls to see if i'm still laid off. of course i tell him yes. so, i don't talk to him all summer, and i go there in the middle of august. he somehow remembers who i am, and i sit down, and he's running around the place "talking to his bosses"(you know he's just sitting back there with them eating donuts and discussing how the wife and kids are). so, he finally comes back after 45 mins, and says his superiors aren't there, and there's nothing he can do, and he will call me later to tell me what he's found out. so i finally make it home, only to learn that he called 5 mins after i left to let me know that checks in the mail. that my friends, is why i hate carsalesman, and why they all must die a thousand horrible burning deaths in the fiery depths of hell. peace yo