It's BB time.
(I'm still waiting for ANY guest borts that anyone wants to draw, they're quick and easy and the original is right here!!)
The original man himself, Bort Biohazard.
Bort Biohazard Remixes!!!
feel free to send me YOUR guest-Borts! you can use the original picture to any degree, whether it's Morks you make or Bort Beelzebubs, it's up for YOU to decide!!!
NEW BB's
1. Who's ready for Santa and the rest of the Christmas Holiday??? THIS GUY!!!
2. Who's that in the center??? it's
ME! Thanks Matt for the photo editing.
3. It's that time of year, i mean hell, even BB is cold!
4. Who's that playa over there??? oh yea, g-money BB in the house!
5. Here's BB in full dress, and DAMN!!! someone roll out the red carpet, am I right???
6. I think SOMEONE had a good time at 500th night, way to go Mork. Thanks again to Matt for his photo skillz.
7. This is what happens when I try to look as cool as bort...i obviously don't compare to him or Matt's Photoshop-edness. I LOVE YOU BORT, YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION!!!!
8. Don't be frightened, that is Bort, sort of. It is a guest-Bort by Travis Wannlund, hailing from Boulder, CO (Bort is going national!!!! just kidding, I just grew up with Travis.)
9. here's the transitional
masterpiece
10. Is anyone else drooling at this sexy, SEXY female rendition of BB??? wow, there aren't words to decribe her beauty.
11. Here we see Bort struttin' his stylish large lens glasses, pocket protector with 2 of each important color pen. His shirt is embriodered with Pi on the pocket and is a biohazard, so be careful!!! Bort is not sporting makeup or a wig, but his naturally large out of control hair and lack of sleep induced bags under the eyes bring out the physics major in him. Lets give him a round of applause.
12. To the Bortmobile, LETS GO
atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed
Roger, ready to move out!
*Batman theme song* Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!! Bortman!!
Bortman!! duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh BORTMAN!!
13. Bed-time Bort. Ever had a late night, where all you wanted to do was go to bed? well worry no more, let bed-time bort sleep FOR you. I guarantee that after changing this picture to your background that every late night you have with that picture on your desktop, it's one less night you need to sleep. Our new desktop sleep control rationing system allows the user to work for hours into the night without a hint of fatigue.
14. The BORTINATOR is here to pump or blow YOU up. This Guest-Bort comes from SoCal, by Danny Myers. FEED ME MORE GUEST-BORTS!!!
15. Folks...there are no words for what Brian and Katie have bestowed upon me and the rest of you reading this. May I introduce to you..."Dancin' Bort."
NEW!!!!!!!!
16. This comes all the way from down the hall, Chris Calway of Wilmington, MA and his horrible horrible editing skills brought forth this creative piece. I don't know about you, but I'm already having a nice bort!
