Get The Truck Loaded

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We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep 
Ket Tackyâs gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep 
I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks 
thatâs our melody 
On the market weâll be very rich one day youâll see 

On the market I saw grandmaâ Ruth she offered me a pig 
Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig 
so I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck 
Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a ------". 

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Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go 
Get the truck rollinâ away from Idaho 
Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to Walnut Grove 
and I know and I know weâre gonna see the money flow. 

Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake 
He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake
he said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots. 
Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute! 

Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads 
I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred 
but the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck 
Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back 

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