Boyband

Dum Dums

"Uh oh - hey ladies in the house
I wanna hear you scream"

Brought a bunch of gorgeous kids together
Gave us each a personality
Forced us all to smile and act contented (yeah)
Promised fame would be a guarantee

All the looney bins in space
Are poulated by a race
That took on the Identity
Provided by the company

Chorus
We're a boyband
We're so suntanned
Taking on the world
We do what we're told
Never grow old
Signed our souls away

Ah ho, come on baby, hit me one more time!!

We're the best friend every kid would wish for
We're the boyfriend every girl deserves (yeah girl)
We're the clothes kids can't afford to wear
We can't sing but we've got great teeth and hair

All the mental homes on mars 
Are poulated by the stars
Who took on the identity
Provide by the company

Chorus x2

Chorus

Ah, oh yeah (we're a boyband)
You know what's going down (we're a boyband)

A secret message, to make you love us
Falseness of the 21st Century girl (we're a boyband)
Phoney Lyrics, we're omnipresent
We'll give you lustful thoughts girl (we're a boyband)

Words generated by computers 
Generic phrases written for all ages
Between perverted acts of sin
Funky workout begins

"You need to tell me what's up
You need to tell me what's up, baby
I won't get fooled by your lovin' baby
You need to tell me
I'll give you love on Connex South Central
I'll give you love on Grand Western trains
I'll give you love on Virgin Trains
On the metro in Paris
The subway in New York
I'll give you love on the Central Line baby
You know I'm fine, you know it's gonna be fine!!"